CRICKET WORLD CUP FINAL 2019!!!!

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Who’s watching?!!

Looks like cricket might be coming home!!

Fuck that, let's break out the hard stuff.

Poor old Stokes, he must be knackered

Arrrrrggghhhhhhh!

Aaaaahhhhh.

I can't handle this.

I have gin but no tonic in the house. I'm very tempted!

I cannot do this.

I'm opening the

I am in the land of baseball and this is so much more exciting. Thank god for the enormous Indian population and Willow.tv

I can't handle this.

ME NEITHER!!!!!!

(Younger DD asked for a day off tomorrow if we lose. Um, no dear, reach into the pantry and grab a can of Harden the Fuck Up. Think of it as practice for the Rugby World Cup.)

Awesome game on both sides. All we wanted was not to be a complete wash out. . .

Omg

Holy forking shirt balls this is mental. Even if it doesn't go England's way, this is phenomenal cricket.

Edge of seat. Tennis too

WHAT WHAT WHAT.

Goosebumps

Has to stand. He couldn't have done that deliberately it's so obvious.

I can't sit down!!!

Polkadots I'm flitting between unable to sit down and unable to stand up

I have never seen anything like that.

Slightly less impressed with some of the New Zealand muttering, not very sportsmanlike!

I just. What. This is incredible.

Who are we going to put into bat now? Archer to bowl I hope

Stokes and Buttler?

Oh my life. So tense.

Emergency dash to kitchen to get gin

O.m.gee

Stokes is knackered. I’d go for Roy, Bairstow and Buttler. In that order.

My nerves can’t cope with this.