Make up a thread title and answer it in a few words.

[ThisIsNotAIBUPeople]

I'll go first. (I'm really really bored)

What do you think of these girls names.
They are mediocre.

Help find me a dress.
No. My fashion sense is shit.

Should I go to this party?
Only you can decide.

Am I pregnant?
Go POAS!

Is he cheating on me?

Yes

My neighbour is Jeremy Corbyn and he sunbathes in the nude in his back garden.

Buy some eye bleach and move

I live on the top floor of a high rise flat and work a 12 hour shift every day, would it be ok to keep a horse in the spare room?

No

Ha good one!

AIBU about this holiday with the inlaws?
Possibly, then again possibly not.
(Or PTAPN)

Soola

Was this woman rude to me?
I don't know I wasn't there.

What age do you think I look from this heavily filtered photo?

74

Yes, and

How much do you think I weigh?

17 1/2 stone

My MIL keeps talking to me

You have a DH problem - LTB

What are you having for dinner today?

Lobster thermidor

Should I eat this? picture of a cockroach

yes, that would be lovely inn a cheese sauce

My arm fell off, should I go to A&E?

Just take an aspirin and pull yourself together. With your good arm

Where can I buy a machine gun?

Hobbycraft. Make your own

Can I lose 3 stone in 2 weeks?

Yes, easy peasy

I think I’m in love with my best friends husband WWYD

Find literally anyone else

Has anyone ever holidayed in Ecuador?

Yes.

My baby cries what are gentle means to settling him/her

It’s really selfish having children ...

Ds is a fussy eater

Have you tried pepper or carrot with hummus?

These are hilarious!

I’ve been walking around all day with my skirt tucked in my knickers!

Crack on

I accidentally sent a photo of me having sex with my Henry Hoover to my son’s Head Master!

Get a Miele

I confessed to my husband that I’m actually an alien and he’s kicked me out of the house!

Phone home

*I've just realised my passport is out of date and we go on holiday tomorrow
*
Bye bye holiday

Soola are you actually a stand up comedian? Yours are very witty

DH hasn’t come home and it’s 8am. I have a three month old baby, we just bought a house, and DH works in sales and so is very pressured. This morning his company went on a raft building course for a team-building exercise. Afterwards they went for a mexican meal, then onto an ABBA tribute concert in our local town. I have no idea where he is and my head is spinning.

Reader recognises all that information

He is with me. Correction, he is inside me.

My house won't sell
Well clean it and make it look attractive.

Should I wake my baby for night time feeds?
??????????????????

*I have a very long list of symptoms, what is wrong with me?
*
I don't know, I'm not a doctor.

AIBU: My DP refuses to abandon his daughter when I very nicely told him to

Get your toes cut off and go grab SD's Prince instead!

My dc just walked in on me having sex !
At least it wasn't your husband

Why isn't my house selling ?
Because it's a shithole