Name a baby something you can see right now

[EvilHerbivore]

I'm lying on my bed in my bedroom so limited viewing.
I've got a Joni Mitchell poster so could use 'Joni' or I can see a box of tampax pearl I need to move so 'Pearl' is an option
Boys isn't great....hmmm, there's a Mickey Mouse cup or some socks with foxes on, so Mickey or Fox I guess?
What's yours?

Boy: Xander Richard (I'm watching a Pointless re-run)
Girl: Prosecco (what I'm drinking whilst watching)

For a girl - Swirl, dove, magnolia, olive

For a boy - lynx...boat?! ...glass?! Limited options really!

Can you guess where I am?!

Alexa and Kallax
Well that's pretty fortunate

I mean if I turn my head slightly it's dirty laundry and barely asleep please stay asleep baby.

If I called my child "dirty laundry" I could stay in all weekend under the pretence of not airing my dirty laundry in public.

Pieceofpurplesky Pug muffin made me laugh!

Mine would be Humpty for a boy and Mary for a girl. Dd’s Nursery books are next to me.

boys
SLATE,( slate clock on mantel) or
JOE ( Joe Browns catalogue)
COPPER ( copper beech tree outside window)

girls
AZALEA ( outside window)
PEONY ROSE ( the name of pattern on a vase)
LUVYLE the advert that keeps popping up

TeacupDrama : Luvyle is a beauuuuuutiful name. You need to have another child to bring its glory forth

In the bath - Rose (showergel) for a girl, Cole (Colgate toothpaste) for a boy??

Tony Chocolonely for a boy
Macon Villages for a girl

Brie

Ofsted file
File manual
coshh data sheet file
Young people minutes
Dell computer
Feed back file
Key cabinet

Out of all them Dell is the best option.

Rocker or stone for a boy
Page and petal for a girl

Remote
Crochet
Candle
Slippers

Chaos
Party
Recycling
Strawberries
Pomegranate

I have just entered the living room. My son had a party yesterday and all my kitchen surface are covered with soda bottles, glasses, and oddly fruit. Life is sweet at 17!

Maybe the fruit in French,
Fraise for strawberries
Grenade for pomegranate .

I am quite tempted to turn on the vitamix at max speed to prepare a green smoothie and wake them all up!! Judging by the shoes by the door, there must be 10 of them somewhere. So we could add to the list

So maybe we can add
Jus for juice
Godasses for the argot word for shoes

Water bottle, blanket, toothless (dragon), mess...

I'm watching Fortitude on the tv, good for a boy.
Prince (I'm drinking from a Prince mug)
Kebab
Molly (my dog)
Carnation
Pancake

Begonia

Holly for a girl.
Basil for a boy.

Thank goodness for plant names or it would have been a lot worse!

Henry (hoover)
Doll
Cat
or ShitTipThatICallALounge

Jelly

Poppy

Rainbow melon heart.

Rose for a girl

Diamond for a girl

Ocean (artwork on the wall) for a girl

Sky for a girl

Leaf for a boy

Maple (bottle of syrup on the table) for a boy, I think

Bear (wooden sculpture on our sideboard) for a boy

Max (mad max game on tv stand) for a boy

Pomander as a very hipster/‘unique’ name, suitable for girl or boy

Koko (milk)
Candle or candelle for more interesting spelling
Rocker
Basket
Thrones
Deeveedee

Sonos for a boy. I think that might date badly.
Espadrille for a girl. Now that’s got legs.