Name a baby something you can see right now

[EvilHerbivore]

I'm lying on my bed in my bedroom so limited viewing.
I've got a Joni Mitchell poster so could use 'Joni' or I can see a box of tampax pearl I need to move so 'Pearl' is an option
Boys isn't great....hmmm, there's a Mickey Mouse cup or some socks with foxes on, so Mickey or Fox I guess?
What's yours?

Innocent (smoothie)

My little boy would be Stapler and his twin sister would be Holepunch.

They'd have siblings Tippex and Biro too

Cushion, tea towel, ukulele, x box

Peony :)

Cactus

Water for my daughter, Bread for my son

Tabbouleh!

Grey (stone wall)
Rowan (tree)
Ivy

Fern.

Seasalt and sandalwood (candle!)
Mulberry (nail polish)
Crosley (record player)

Vape

Orchid, candle, menu, glass.

Or Velour... I think Velour would make a great name for a boy!

Polo, Tea, Knekkebrød and Mitten. My poor kids!

@Shockers I imagine Velour would be a brilliant vampire name!

My brood would be called Canon and Epson for boys, and Rosette and Basket for girls ..... oh dear ....!!

I'm on a delayed plane... so we've got Lief(jacket), Steward(t?), Mags (in flight magazine, anyone?)... and the hippy baby Rain. Not much inspiration here, really...

Hermes (boy)
Luna (my dog, for girl)

My eye fell first on my beloved, trusty robot vacuum, recharging in the corner over there.

I think 'Roomba' is quite doable for a child of either sex, and the cute 'Roo' for short.

Yes, I'm happy with that.

Keyboard, monitor ... hm, mouse is better, and the quite excellent 'Crystal Buddha'

'Error message' is going to have a hard time though.

Standing in my kitchen, so I can offer:

Orchid
Joe (as in Wicks)
Date
Coriander
Fairy
Ginger
Chilli

What a choice

From the clutter on my desk...

Nelly (greeting card with elephant on)
Viktor (inhaler)
Kane (pen from the Citizen M hotel)

Bottle of Floradix in front of me. Not too bad, option of Flora or Dixie as nicknames.

Hemorrhoids

Rose, Mario, Dust(y or in?) , Willow