Name a baby something you can see right now

[EvilHerbivore]

I'm lying on my bed in my bedroom so limited viewing.
I've got a Joni Mitchell poster so could use 'Joni' or I can see a box of tampax pearl I need to move so 'Pearl' is an option
Boys isn't great....hmmm, there's a Mickey Mouse cup or some socks with foxes on, so Mickey or Fox I guess?
What's yours?

Curtain/Kurtain (This country series)
Sugar 😂
Pepper
Cat/Kat
Orchid

Citronella - just getting up to light a candle to keep the pesky mozzie at bay.

Lilac - I quite like that for a girl. Unusual but normal iyswim. (Lilac tree in garden) Or a honey candle - Honey.

Nearest things for a boy are a big chest that we use as a coffee table - Chester or a guitar case - Casey?

Quite liking Hearth for a boy

Novella for a girl

Pug muffin

Elderflower

Bra? Knickers? Sci fi book?
I fear these children may be in for a tough time!

Guillotine* - which has a nice ring to it, and is suitable for both girls and boys.

*I should probably make it clear that it’s a paper cutter, rather than full French Revolution model.

Peony

Sauvignon for a girl and erm there's not really a anything nearby I could use for a boy, maybe Bud? The pepper plant has a few little buds on.

Febreze and Harpic for girls
Flash and Cif for boys

Yankee, now is that a boys or girls name?
Woodwick, shortened to Woody.
Samsung, shortened to Sammy.

Think we should get this moved to the baby names section, loads of brilliant suggestions on here!

Medal, Boot, Map, Card, or bra...

Armoire
Veranda
Desert Sand
Palm Tree
Mangroves

Tres exotic

Elmo!

Rain ☔️

Bottle of gin - Tanqueray for a boy, Juniper for a girl?

Lavender

Pepper

Badger (soft toy, would be a boy's name, obviously 😉)

My paragraphs disappeared! Lavender, Pepper and Badger are separate names (for my hypothetical spirited triplets)

Fire

Crystal (fake chandelier) for a girl

Spud (bag of potatoes on kitchen table) for a boy?

Dominos

Dr Pepper

Sprite

Sterling

Dragon

Tree

Leaf

Water

Brick, or Block

I currently have my 5 day old nameless son next to me. If only it was that simple!
I can see a bag with one of my other kids names on... two kids with the same name?!?

Bottle of Pepsi Max so Max?

Samsung, orange, red, green, legs, trainers, sunshine, laces, all have potential, with tweaks.