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Summerbreezes · 14/06/2019 12:29

I'm in a Facebook group that I very helpful and useful, but one of the admins is irritating AF. Practically everything she does is annoying. I can't say this to her because then I'd probably get banned.

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cinders15 · 16/06/2019 22:43

I wish you were a proper man
Yes I have always earned twice what you do - I have a very strong work ethic and am terrified of not being employed. So when you were made redundant you really pissed me off by doing nothing for nearly two years and I had to give you an ultimatum to either leave or get a fucking job - you parasite!! When I got my pension, I used my lump sum to clear our mortgage - not sitting on my arse for two years like you did!!
You did absolutely nothing in the house we have been in iver 20 years - no painting nor any maintenance work at all!! Now we need a new boiler and whole heating system, new windows, doors, carpets - the list goes on!
So what do you do? Get a low pressure job on even less money and make me pay for everything!!! Put our daughter through uni - you have never spent anything on her at all - I paid for all the childcare, as well as being there to pick her up from school
So now she has got one year left to do you go off sick for 6 months and now they have stopped paying you!
I am PISSED OFF at being daisy the cow - just sucking me dry!!!!

DisgraceToTheYChromosome · 17/06/2019 00:42

Hello bastard. When I read the notice of your death, the sensation I felt was like watching the 2002 Beckham penalty, coupled with a shot of the very best heroin money can buy. I was particularly tickled by the cause of it: no one suspected you possessed that particular organ. You were cremated, which relieves your victims of the duty to piss on your grave. I know your father made you the vicious swine you were, but we are not our parents. Apparently you were a arsehole to the end, amply borne out by your Twitter feed. Bye.

Threesoups · 17/06/2019 00:52

No, actually, I don't remember the bad cold you had at the same time I got rushed to hospital and nearly died, nor do I fucking want to talk about it. Nor do I want to talk about any of the many many non events that make up your life which you somehow seem to think constitute some massive ongoing dramatic saga but are actually minor irritants that most of us deal with without losing our shit all over the place. A large part of me is unsurprised that you have no friends. And I am fucking bored to death of tales about your fucking pets, although I did muster up a little interest when one of them killed several of the others, a scenario which you yet again framed as a terrible traumatic event that happened to you rather than what it was which is evidence that you are incompetent to the point of dangerous but will never, ever take any responsibility for your own actions.

GlitterDustY · 17/06/2019 06:55

I hope you had a crappy father’s day FIL. Did MIL buy cards and pretend they were from your adult children like she usually does? You know if you both weren’t so controlling and MIL had stopped doing things like that when your children were in their teens, twenties or even thirties, they might be functioning adults now they’re in their forties. Then again, if you hadn’t been abusive and out for what you could get from your own kids, they might actually want to do things for you.

TravellingSpoon · 17/06/2019 09:41

You are a manipulative bitch and I hope it comes back to bite you in the arse.

My DD is worth 1000x what you are.

Clusterfukt · 17/06/2019 10:10

I am drowning. I wish I could tell you how terrible I feel on a daily basis. The mask I’m wearing is starting to slip but I can’t allow it to, there is too much at stake and I can’t ever face the humiliation.

M3lon · 17/06/2019 10:24

Dear Boss, I can't cope, can't do my job and I need to get signed off or I fear what will happen.

SisyphusDad · 17/06/2019 11:13

To my long dead mother.

I just want you to know that you completely fucked my life up.

I know you had your problems - many of them, that you made sacrifices for me, that you were fucked up in your turn, by a mother in old-style hats and coats.

But you filled me with the faults you had, and added some extra, just for me. I've spent thirty years in therapy to help me cope, and I'm only just now beginning to actually repair the damage and to build some faint hope of leading a fulfilling life.

It demeans me to say this, but I can't help it. I want you to feel just some of the pain that you've put me through these many years. And you're not here, so you can't. Damn you.

Iwishyouwell · 17/06/2019 14:05

How many have fallen for your charms ? How many do you have on the go at the same time ?

purplelass · 17/06/2019 14:21

I can't wait til DD is old enough that I never have to see you again.

I gave you so many good years at my own cost and can't believe how amazing my life is without you.

TopEndChops · 17/06/2019 17:38

I wish you hadn't buried your head in the sand about your condition.
I wish we'd have known how ill you were before it was too late.
I wish I'd have gone to get the hospital chaplain to marry us there and then rather than thinking we'd be able to later.
I wish I'd been kinder instead of going into coping mode and being in denial.
I wish you'd made a will.
I wish we'd had longer.
I wish I'd believed how much you really did love me.
I wish you were still here.

Unmanned · 17/06/2019 20:07

@TopEndChops I could have written that exact same post Sad Flowers

LeukaeLucky · 17/06/2019 21:31

I fucking hate you and I wish you would leave me alone.
You're a cunt. You start those 10hlong arguments over nothing (I. E ordering 2 dresses with my money to try them on and pick one) and I need to understand that you are fucking upset and hold your hand, because, god forbids, if I suggest you could look at the nothingness of it rationally, I'm a tyrant who want to control your emotions.
You're a controlling prick and the only reason I'm not leaving is because I feel guilty because you were there through my cancer (when you were not insulting me, hitting me, destroying my phone, emotionally blackmailing me etc...)
I so want you to meet someone and move on and leave me alone.
I hate you

FVFrog · 17/06/2019 21:45

Your prioritising of your new relationship over establishing a good relationship and spending time with your teenage and young adult kids since you left our 25 year marriage sickens me and my heart breaks for them. You are a selfish, self centred b**tard.

VereeViolet · 17/06/2019 22:02

You are the most negative, envious, vitriolic, aggressive person I have ever met. Working with you is a nightmare, and I can’t wait until I never have to see your ugly face again. I feel so sorry for my replacement. Also, you’re a bad parent.

Isthebigwomanhere · 17/06/2019 22:26

I hope you are happy that your bullying has broken me.
That speaking to me like shit, not picking at everything I do and constantly threatening my hours at work make you feel powerful and special.
That you sleep like a baby while I cry at home and barely sleep,wondering what you will do and say to me.
That I'm so broken I spend my day off applying for any job and obsessively checking email hoping for a interview so I can leave.
I hope no one ever treats a member of your family the way you treat me.
I hate you.
Your a bitch
You are nasty
You are spiteful

MrsDilligaf · 17/06/2019 22:45

Ex 1....I was not surprised by your death. I am not surprised that you have been turned into some kind of hero by certain mutual friends. I, and other friends, know the truth about you. You were an absolute wankbadger.

Ex 2...I hope you rot in prison.

Person at work...You are vile. You are a bully, you know NOTHING about the organisation and you will, very shortly, get your comeuppance.

(aaahhhhhh that feels better!!)

IncyWincyGrownUp · 17/06/2019 23:45

I’m finding it incredibly difficult to carry on plodding. I’m tired, I’m in perpetual pain, I’m ill, and my head is a massive mess. I’m not allowed to stop, so the plodding is necessary, but I’m at the point where all I want to do is sleep and take enough painkillers to make sleep possible.

Eastie77 · 18/06/2019 12:42

I have no more fucks to give about this 'situation'. Genuinely don't care. I have to smile and nod at you and pretend to be invested in what is happening when in actual fact I literally don't give a flying fuck.

Your faux concern is quite grating and I'd actually prefer it if you were just honest about the whole shambolic state of affairs. In the absence of honesty please stop taking up my time for hours each week.I've got far my important things like Netflix to be getting on with.

ImMeantToBeWorking · 18/06/2019 13:19

You do not deserve to be parents. Allowing your two year old lean off a chair so far she falls off is not OK. You should be watching her.

Smoking the whole way through your second pregnancy just because your first child turned out "fine" is not an OK reason to keep smoking.

Doing lines of coke while your children are upstairs in bed is NOT OK!!!

I don't know these people well enough to say it to them, and they just ignore the people who do say it to them!!

QuestionableMouse · 18/06/2019 13:32

Just grade the assignments already. It's been seven weeks since the first was handed in and we're all still waiting.

Mam, I love you dearly but please stop going on about the randos on Facebook. I don't know them and I don't care who is doing what course or who is going where on holiday.

CORSACORSA · 18/06/2019 13:35

My feelings for you are so strong and I know you have feelings for me. We can’t do anything about. As you said in one of the hundreds of messages to me “if only we met 20 yrs ago”. We stopped messaging.

Its great seeing you at races, we egg each other on. I try running behind you just to see your bum and calves and you know that. Then you moved to a local town and we rarely see each other . But when i do see you my heart flutters. When you touched my back with your hand at the ale festival it sent shivers down my spine. We then queued for pizza and drank cider whilst waiting for it.

You were slurring and you squeed my arm and whispered in my ear “im not drunk you know!”

Ive been with my DH for 20 yrs. you with your partner for 8. I hope she’s not taking advantage of you like she did with her ex.

4sides · 18/06/2019 15:53

You have no idea that when you boast about ripping off the system, I report you. When you brag you don’t have a tv licence, I report you. When you laugh about your husband driving drunk, I report him. When you casually mention your daughter steals from work, I report her.

Everything you tell me I pass on to the authorities because you are nasty and I do t like you. I get a great deal of pleasure out of it. I was instrumental in your brother getting the sack! Hahahhaha!

IntoValhalla · 18/06/2019 16:15

You might be one of my closest blood relatives, but I dislike you and everything you stand for. Your taste in men is absolutely hideous. You get on your high horse about your “superior” parenting skills, and yet your child is the most irritating little git I’ve ever had the displeasure of knowing. He’s a spoilt, attention-seeking brat, which is most unattractive in a child his age who is more than old enough to know better.
I’m dreading attending your wedding or just making any effort in general to maintain this farce of a “relationship” just because we happen to be closely related.

I’m afraid my fucks have runneth dry.

TinyTear · 18/06/2019 16:24

you are a lovely and kind and special person, don't knock yourself down so much. i love you and i love how you are - despite faults - but i wish you let me help you when you are this down.
you don't want to burden me with your problems but i honestly don't mind
you are my best friend and in another universe i would love to be with you but for now don't shut me out when you are down

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