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Summerbreezes · 14/06/2019 12:29

I'm in a Facebook group that I very helpful and useful, but one of the admins is irritating AF. Practically everything she does is annoying. I can't say this to her because then I'd probably get banned.

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IntoValhalla · 16/06/2019 11:32

DH, I love you.
I love everything you do for us and I totally understand that your job allows us to live the way we do....but at the same time, I fucking hate your job. It takes you away from us for months at a time, to dangerous places sometimes and you miss so much of our DC’s lives because of it.
But I know how much you love your job and I’d never ask you to give it up, but sometimes it just makes me really sad Sad Especially when our 4yo is crying in her bed because you’ve been away for 3 months and a cuddle from me just isn’t the same as a cuddle from daddy Sad

MidsomerBurgers · 16/06/2019 11:45

To my current boss.

Stop continually giving in to the lazy, bullying fuckers who do bugger all at work, whilst repeatedly shafting the hard working, loyal colleagues.

This is one of the main reasons I have just handed in my notice.

ImFreeToDoWhatIWant · 16/06/2019 12:33

Getting a dog was a ridiculous decision made in the aftermath of a dreadful tragedy I know, but your life is generally a car crash of ropey decisions and this is a living breathing creature and it deserves better. You can't be bothered with, and frankly can't afford, proper and consistent training. Give the bloody thing up so it at least has a chance of a good life.

Different person: if your child hurts mine again I will ensure that both you and he physically regret it. Just try me.

TheInebriati · 16/06/2019 12:39

I don't want your healing prayers, fuck off. I have to deal with this shit 24/7 and what I actually need is some hands on help, a robust safety net, decent benefits or a very understanding boss.

ImFreeToDoWhatIWant · 16/06/2019 12:41

Another different person. Your son is not a funny charismatic kid, he is a rude, lazy, ignorant wind up merchant and is universally disliked by the adults around you. And you are not helping him by laughing at the fact that a day in full isolation 'improved his street cred no end'. God knows what the hell he's going to do for a job so get ready to support him for years and years.

thesuninsagittarius · 16/06/2019 12:47

Not so exciting and romantic now you're together 24/7 is it? He's only with you because he was desperate for somewhere to live. He wants your house and that's the only reason he wants to marry you. And your child is NOT 'his youngest'. He has a 'youngest' of his own who he only bothers with when he wants to look like Mr Fabulous on Facebook. You're a stupid, deluded cunt and he's a sociopath. Oh and good luck with the batshit crazy ILs, you're gonna need it.

Megsheeran · 16/06/2019 12:53

It infuriates me how people think you are so bloody lovely and brilliant at your job. You are a simpering, sneaky liar who does f**k all that's when you are not off "sick" and we are having to cover your work as well, at least the clients are grateful that we actually turn up rather than pretend we have, or call to say our car has broken down. I really hope people begin to see through you soon and I am going to make an effort to stop getting wound up by you as you are really not worth it.

Dontgiveamonkeys1350 · 16/06/2019 13:05

I’m sorry I did t get in touch for months. I had a nervous break down and my world just fell apart. I did email to say sorry and let u know what was happening. But if ur not going forgive my mental health and break down I don’t what else to say. This was not done to u. It was something that happened to me. Mental health problems are not fun.

TooManyCostas · 16/06/2019 13:05

I wish things were simple

UnderPompeii · 16/06/2019 13:06

Step up and do your job you LAZY LAZY COW. You earn three times what I do and I am sick and tired of carrying you. I cannot wait for September when I won't have to work with you any more.

smartcarnotsosmartdriver · 16/06/2019 13:11

Please please please let this go! Your husband has an ex, most people do but he loves you and married you and wants to spend the rest of his life with you! He has never given you any reason to suspect he has any feelings for this woman now and these are YOUR insecurities!!!!

icanthelpyou · 16/06/2019 13:22

You're a lying thief and we know you took backhanders to pay for your tummy tuck and we know it wasn't a hysterectomy.
And another, stop parking so close to the junction on my road. You have like 5 giant cars. Three on the drive, you need to park the other two better.

Morgan12 · 16/06/2019 13:23

It makes me so happy that you ended up in a shitty flat surrounded by shitty neightbours in a shitty area. You fit right in and deserve nothing more. Maybe have yet another baby and try and get moved so you can bring that street down aswell you absolute fucking bitch.

CarolDanvers · 16/06/2019 13:24

I'm pretending to like you and making an effort for you because I need something from you. When I don't need it anymore the effort and friendly chit chat will stop. You were too awful for too many years to be forgiven.

Lionso · 16/06/2019 13:52

I see you all the school mum's facebook page. Crowing about your wonderful sons. But I know what horrible bullies they are. Lucky for you the school is inept at dealing with bullying. Try educating yourselves and your children about autism. Instead of ignoring the group bullying of a child with special needs.

barryfromclareisfit · 16/06/2019 13:59

You are a gaslighting manipulative cunt. You a

barryfromclareisfit · 16/06/2019 14:00

Saved by your clumsy fingers, B. So be it.

Harpingon · 16/06/2019 16:11

I don't want to watch woman's football just because I'm a woman. It's bloody boring.

CallMeRachel · 16/06/2019 16:20

Fucking pay me when your supposed to!!
Stop telling so many lies! Learn to say thank you!!!!!!
Oh, and you look nothing like your Facebook photo in real life you look like a cross between a cabbage patch doll and a Potato Head!!!!!!!

^ All to the same cunty woman

Ahhhhh that felt gooood GrinBlush

GimmeBread · 16/06/2019 21:41

I hate you but if you asked me I would say yes. And you fucking know it.

BruceTheMoose · 16/06/2019 21:49

Your boyfriend is emotionally manipulative and he's a cocklodger and you're too desperate to see it. You're not the really nice person that you think you are, you're self-absorbed and quite ignorant. In fact sometimes you're a bit of a cunt.

Whydoesitalwaysdothis · 16/06/2019 21:51

Can you please tell your child to stop treating my house like a playground? It’s not okay for her to jump all over my new sofas and throw stuff around the room.
Do you literally never say no to her ever?
And can you try to acknowledge that you are not the centre of the Universe? You
Make literally everything about you. You have no empathy, no sensitivity and I really can’t stand you.

mommybear1 · 16/06/2019 22:01

Oh my fucking god yes he's 19 months and yes he still shares our bed - fuck off!!!!!!!!!! In a lot of countries babies still share beds until they are 5 cosleeping is not dirty 🤬🤬🤬🤬

BouncingBanana · 16/06/2019 22:04

After bringing you up from being a tiny baby, when your mother died, and funding you through university to become a Doctor, you lied and stole from your doting grandparents.
You coerced and cajoled your grandmother into changing her will to leave everything solely to you when she dies, cutting her only surviving child out of it, then you stole all her money leaving her destitute and broken. You then had her admitted to hospital and sold her home while she was in there, leaving her destitute, broken and homeless at 94 years old!!
You are a fucking despicable, lying, low life, thieving whore.
I sincerely hope that you smash your fucking car head on into a tree and kill yourself.
Did i mention that you are a fucking despicable, lying, low life, thieving whore?
You fucking despicable whore.

Userwhatevernumber · 16/06/2019 22:13

My sister keeps trying constantly to set me up with people. I have no interest in dating anyone right now. Her own marriage is not in a good place and her husband has been unemployed for years and not even trying to find any work (no disabilities or anything similar). I keep having to hold my tongue not to say - how about I set your husband up with a job or how about I match make your husband with a job every time she goes to play matchmaker.

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