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Keanu Reeves

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LucilleBluth · 14/06/2019 11:52

He's all over the internet at the moment but actually he's mine.

I'm not having all these youngsters claiming my boyfriend. I was 14 in 1994 and Speed was my sexual awakening I tell you. I used to buy Just Seventeen cos he was always in it. I used to write his name on my pencil case and back my school books with his posters (ripped from Just 17 natch)

I'm not having it.

Keanu Reeves
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ChaircatMiaow · 14/06/2019 11:55

YABU

He has been MY boyfriend since Speed. Tut tut

SuePerbly · 14/06/2019 11:59

I thought he was bloody dead with the thread title! Please don't do that to me on a random Friday morning.

P.S. He is mine. And is agreeing from next to me in bed.

PPS. I may be lying.

JaneR0chester · 14/06/2019 12:01

Get in line... he's been mine since Dangerous Liaisons!

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JaneJeffer · 14/06/2019 12:02

You're too young for him.

CassianAndor · 14/06/2019 12:02

why is he all over the internet at the mo? Because of John Wick 3 or something else?

I also thought you were going to say he'd died!!!

ILikeyourHairyHands · 14/06/2019 12:02

Sorry OP, I was 15 when Bill and Ted came out so I saw him first. I'll excuse your confusion though.

MadSweeney · 14/06/2019 12:02

Excuse me ladies, but he's been mine since he was Ted Theodore Logan Esquire.
And the soundtrack to that movie still gets played to death in this house.

pashola · 14/06/2019 12:02

I used to watch Speed on repeat when I was younger, I think that's my favourite Keanu

HJWT · 14/06/2019 12:03

Not my cup of tea, DH would have him in bed before I would 🤣🤣🤣

BadgerButty · 14/06/2019 12:04

Yep I’m with the Bill and Ted gang. We saw him first!

NellysKnickers · 14/06/2019 12:04

Ted Theodore Logan Esquire is mine, all mine.....

ThelmaDinkley · 14/06/2019 12:08

Aw he's so lovely. I've loved him since Bill and Ted too 😍

ifigoup · 14/06/2019 12:08

Unfortunately for all of you, it is actually me he loves. He knows full well that I had more posters of him than anyone else, but also that, as I wrote to tell him in 1994, my feelings for him were far more real and intense than those of all the other fans and that I actually knew and cared about him as a person rather than just objectifying him.

Favourite Keanu films? Parenthood, and Permanent Record. Totally nicher (and more authentic) than all you Speed and Point Break johnny-come-latelys.

LucilleBluth · 14/06/2019 12:09

I was too young for Bill and Ted and let's face it, although beautiful as Ted he's not as sexy as he is in Speed. Or as Johnny Utah for that matter.

He's all over the internet due to his cameo in a Netflix film in which he sends himself up...Always Be My Maybe. And he's in Toy Story 4 as I think one of the films new toy heroes.

Oh my lovely Keanu. Cool breeze over the mountains.

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64632K · 14/06/2019 12:10

Amazing in Rivers Edge too.

All over the internet because of John Wick, Toy Story and Cyberpunk 2077

CassianAndor · 14/06/2019 12:10

thanks

to the Bill&Ted gang - "sixty nine!!!!"

LucilleBluth · 14/06/2019 12:10

I raise your Permanent Record and give you Rivers Edge and My Own Private Idaho.

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ifigoup · 14/06/2019 12:11

LucilleBluth, you and I are the same age and I also learned my Keanu facts from Just Seventeen!

CassianAndor · 14/06/2019 12:11

he was so beautiful in My Own Private Idaho.

ifigoup · 14/06/2019 12:12

Oh, and I based my GCSE Art project on Little Buddha!

Dontforgetyourbrolly · 14/06/2019 12:13

Sorry ladies, I'm actually marrying him tomorrow.
Disclaimer: he doesn't know it yet.

WaitingInTheBushesOfLove · 14/06/2019 12:14

CassianAndor

Because of a new video game coming out next year

www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/newsbeat-48631518/keanu-reeves-and-cyberpunk-2077-gaming-doesn-t-need-legitimising

Dontforgetyourbrolly · 14/06/2019 12:14

I can't do the link but he was in that Paula Abdul video !! RUSH RUSH I think it was called.
Swoon

sadkoala · 14/06/2019 12:17

Sorry to burst all your bubbles but he's actually mine and has been all along!

It's a very serious but low key relationship as we appreciate our privacy which is why everyone thinks he's single.

at least that's what I tell myself in my dreams

WaitingInTheBushesOfLove · 14/06/2019 12:17

I didn't know about toy story 4 and Keanu being in it!
You would have thought he would share things like that with his wife and one true love.
Grin

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