Women need to 'taste' better

[Nikhedonia]

Is this a new level of what the fuckery??

twitter.com/nicolathorp_/status/1134385079944437762?s=21

Apparently women now need to take tablets to make their secretions taste "sweeter". Apparently we should "taste better than the next chick"

What new fresh hell is this?!

Well according the awful Kardashian's guzzling tons of pineapple juice makes you 'sweet'

Glad I missed that vital Kardashian update

What the hell is this all about?!

It's about the godawful state of bleeding everything and the generalised insanity of most of humanity. I think.

I'm off to my bunker.

Could someone kindly let me know when it's all over?

My vagina is off limits to your cash grab! Fuck this vagina shaming twattery.

Oh god. When we were 14/15 one student found a biology teachers social media on which he had posted something along the lines of:

"As a scientist first and as a man, I've done a thorough test, and I can confirm the pineapple trick works!" With some winking emoji faces.

After some teenage internet searching, we came to the conclusion he was talking about this!! Could never look at him the same way

The line about needing to taste better than the next girl is so incredibly misogynistic, it's would be laughable if it wasn't so offensive.

@sirmione16 😷 that's disgusting.

Make the bunker extremely comfortable and fully stocked and well-appointed; it's never over. Repeat; it's never, ever over...

I'll see you at the bunker. I'll bring wine.

The bunker has plenty of space, everyone who isn't obsessed with the state of someone else's vaginal secretions is most welcome.

Bring gin. Lots of it.

Wine is very welcome. @ShakeYourTailFeathers your space has been reserved.

Repeat; it's never, ever over...

^^

This.

Pineapple

My husband has never yet complained about my taste

I have no idea how it's stayed in my memory (unless it's because it emotionally traumatised me) but I remember reading an article once where an Ex of Kim Kardashian had commented on social media that his new wife's vagina tasted better than Kim's and that's why he married her.

Anyone who posts such shit online should be barred from accessing social media for the rest of their lives. It's vile and anyone sucked in by the thought that their vaginal secretions should taste of anything but vaginal secretions needs a throat punch.

DH used to guzzle pineapple juice in the belief it made him taste sweeter. Never thought it worked for women!

Ohh, gin. I'm on my way... Bringing as much gin as I can lay my hands on.

Well to be fair, men have long been told how to make their bodily secretions taste nicer. Have you never seen the ‘funky spunk’ episode of Sex And The City?

If he keeps chatting shit like that there's not gonna be a 'next chick'

I’m in.

But does gin make your...

oh, never mind.

Just yuk!

anyone sucked in arf

When I lived in America back in the day, you used to be able to buy fruits of the forest flavoured vaginal douches at the supermarket. Mmmm (not).

What will be the next body part or function to monetise. Someone must be working on a pill that results in haribo scented pink shit. We can't let shit coloured and shit smelling shits to continue!

There's 48.5k followers on their Instagram account 

Loads of people have clearly been sucked in @PennyStocks