Ah Christ I’ve only went and got myself a “bad boy”

[housewifeoflittleitaly]

Not sure where to start.

Husband left in February without so much as a goodbye, I was devastated until two weeks later he returned and I decided I hated him for what he had done. No turning back like he wanted & i packed the rest of his stuff and chucked him out.

Ff to 3 weeks ago & a new HOD started, instantly my type looks wise but not so much personality wise. He’s a big character, cheeky chap all the girls thinks he’s cute and funny. Turns out he’s set his sights on me.... me ffs.

I’ve never so much as looked another mans direction and all this flirting and now txting is making me feel all sorted of emotions. Guilty being the most prevalent as technically I am still married, surely I shouldn’t be flirting?

Anyway he’s only gone & asked me out & now I can feel the spark every time I think about it. I don’t know what to do he’s literally drawing me in like a moth to a flame.

Should I nip this in the bud now or roll with it despite the above?

Do not shag a coke addict

Tiny cock, they literally shrivel. Lots of impotence etc

Never been a good outcome if their cock spits rainbows so ive heard... He needs to go to the doctor and get some antibiotics

Did you read that thread earlier op?

That was at least 2/10.

Oh,he sounds fine to me, you don't need meek an mild and shy right now, Excitement,excitement excitement all the way !!

He’s an MMA fighter, tattoos everywhere, snorts lines most days, divorced twice, assault charges
Wow, what type of organisation hires someone like this as a HOD. Well done to them for being so progressive. He wouldn’t get through the door at my place.

What imaginary department is he the head of exactly??

'I've went' is not the work of a HoD

If he wasn't a work colleague I'd have said go for it but don't take it seriously. However, the last thing you want is a cokehead co-worker with hurt feelings or dented pride deciding to give you grief in the office once it's all over.

Assault charges and snorts lines? He's not a bad boy, he's just a dickhead.

And the fact he's told you this is fucking cringe.

Of course. Please carry on.

Fuck me I actually now believe this site is dead in the water. It's been slow as as week in the jail but now it smells bad...

What imaginary department is he the head of exactly??

Clearly one so important that the OP can't tell us or hasn't made it up yet

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What the hell is an HOD?

Oh, head of department. Should have RTFT.

Strange when people use acronyms as if the whole world will know them.

Could be a HOD carrier.

He’s an MMA fighter, tattoos everywhere, snorts lines most days, divorced twice, assault charges

So he just told everyone these delightful facts about snorting coke and assault charges?

And he's a HOD?

What a load of utter bollocks.

😼

Not with a barge poke , yuck

Gosh, how lovely that you know all about the tattoos, drug habits and assault charges of the brand-new HoD. What did he do, strip in the canteen to show Beryl from Finance the SPURS TILL I DIE on his ass?

at ‘barge poke’.

If his cock spits rainbows, you might give birth to a unicorn. And that would be very painful.

He sounds like an exact description of a twat I worked nights in a supermarket with. If it is him he has many women like you and told us everything. not envy.