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If you were enlisted as an assassin, what would your assassin skills be like?

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ralphfromlordoftheflies · 17/05/2019 20:20

If you were a female assassin like Villanelle I'm Killing Eve, would you be able to kick arse whilst wearing lovely outfits and feeling no fear or sympathy? Or would your first hit go tits up due to a general lack of organisation and blood lust?

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Minkies11 · 18/05/2019 22:55

I'm lethal with a garden hoe and have very bad spatial awareness so I'd be deadly in a crowd.
And I can skin rabbits but can't kill them poor fluffy darlings

MitziK · 18/05/2019 23:27

@TooExtraImmatureCheddar

Wouldn't it be easier to adapt one of those ball chucker things to take something resembling an iron Hedgehog?

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