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True fact about yourself that no one believes

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Kernobhead · 15/05/2019 20:14

When I was at university (5 yr course with a year in industry, so 4 yrs of teaching) I never missed a single lecture, seminar, lab or tutorial. If it was on the timetable I was there. We had large contact hours (engineering degree, so about 25 hrs per week) so was quite a lot to fit in.

I’ve told this to a few people over the years when the topic comes up in conversation. No one has ever believed me, and it’s not something I can prove or disprove either way!

Anything you have done in the past that no one believes and you have no way of proving?

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NottonightJosepheen · 21/05/2019 09:40

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Degustibusnonestdisputandem1 · 21/05/2019 09:53

Yep, no shame in being descended from people who were effectively punished for being poor!

BertrandRussell · 21/05/2019 10:19

Talking about Australians, my great great uncle was a blackbirder. Now that is something to be ashamed of!

IamTheMeg · 21/05/2019 10:28

My grandfather is mixed race. Aside from skin that tans lovely colour, nobody would guess.

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Cassandrainthenight · 21/05/2019 11:10

recklessgran I thought normally if you don't have stretch marks in your first pregnancy, you don't get them at all, doesn't matter how many kids you go on to have, unless you suddenly have a much larger pregnant belly, like with twins/triplets?

What's that woman on Channel 4 with 20+ kids, she didn't get stretch marks either :)

Aus84 I used to work with teenagers and by 19 a lot of boys and girls had at least some stretch marks (boys usually get them at the bottom of their back, and they are hairy/fluffy so it's not obvious Grin) due to rapid growth and puberty hormones. Just a matter of luck, though usually the younger you are first pregnant, the more possibility of developing them.
My father's partner never had kids and has loads of stretch marks, that's more unlucky than having kids to show for them :)

Sissy79 · 21/05/2019 11:17

2 members of my ggg grandfathers family were given “transportation” to Australia as their punishment for a large catalogue of mostly violent crimes. They were from a family of engineers. It’s not always the poor.

Jenasaurus · 21/05/2019 11:20

I have not watched a single episode of game of thrones - true story

BertrandRussell · 21/05/2019 11:21

As an old man he single handed lay raised my orphaned father and his brother and was, by all accounts, a gentle and very civilised man with liberal views well ahead of his time. The cognitive dissonance is extraordinary. I wish I could have talked to him. I think.

BertrandRussell · 21/05/2019 11:21

Sorry- that was to Nottonight.

SimonJT · 21/05/2019 11:29

I have never eaten meat. The only dairy I have ever consumed is ghee.

I have been to one of Judi Dench’s houses.

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BiBiBirdie · 21/05/2019 11:38

Never once had a detention at school. Not even lines or a missed breaktime. DD who is in year 7 and has had three already didn't believe me. Then her godmother came to visit for the first time in years who I was at secondary with who confirmed that I was indeed that much of a nerd at school.
People who had known me for years also didn't know I spent from age 6-18 performing and singing on stage, until after a couple of drinks and a date I got up to do karaoke. I think they expected time deaf warbling. First time I had performed in twenty years. Even DH hadn't heard me sing properly.

BiBiBirdie · 21/05/2019 11:39

*dare not date. Don't think DH would be impressed!

Bignosenobum · 21/05/2019 14:09

My cousin was Davy Jones.

Bignosenobum · 21/05/2019 14:14

I have very blonde natural.hair. No one believes me and am being constantly asked if I dye my hair. Which is annoying. Also have had butch comments "brassy blonde'. My hair lost its pigment and dye just washes out in a couple of days.

Bignosenobum · 21/05/2019 14:14

sorry mean "bitchy"

WelshMoth · 21/05/2019 20:23

Just thought of another.

A few years back, bright summer evening, i was driving my DD's to their piano lesson. I clipped someone's wing mirror, knocking it off completely. Mortified and late, I drove another 20 yards to find a parking space, ushered the girls out of the car to their lesson, and prepared myself to knock on some doors....

...only to notice that I'd bled heavily through my pale blue linen trousers and onto the seat of my car. No cardigan, no jacket to wrap around my waist. My periods as I age have been excruciatingly heavy and the patch was the size of my open palm. No way of hiding it.

I frantically text my husband (5 miles away) to come to my aid and knock on the doors, but no reply. I then started trying to find the telephone of the houses nearby for me to start calling to at least try and apologise.

A man appeared at my window looking annoyed and asked me whether I intended to 'own up' to the damage. I was so flustered, I mumbled that I was in the process of trying to track him down to own up but that I couldn't get out of the car. He didnt believe me and stomped back to his home before I could properly apologise and offer to pay.

Had a woman appeared, I'd have been totally honest but my embarrassment stopped me with this man. I went home, changed and when it was dark left an apologetic note, my telephone number and the promise to pay for the replacement.

He text back the same evening thanking me but assured me that his company would pay (company van) but would have appreciated not having to chase me in the first place.

I still see him occasionally when I drop off the girls and feel such shame. He thinks I tried to dodge him but I truly didn't.

ArgyMargy · 21/05/2019 20:33

I never had a detention either - it never occurred to me to mention that to anyone.

BiBiBirdie · 21/05/2019 21:24

@ArgyMargy I told DD in the context of her acting an arse at school within 5 minutes of joining, along the lines of "how can this be your third detention in under a year, I went to a rough school and never had one in five years".
I don't introduce myself to people and add it in straight away 😂

TheLazyDuchess · 21/05/2019 22:12

I just randomly know how to play silent night on the piano. I didn't learn it, didn't have to work it out by ear, or look up any youtube tutorials etc. I woke up one morning, the tune was stuck in my head until I got to our local bar, and was able to play it on the old neglected piano. I only know how to play two other songs Confused I don't remember anyone ever teaching me, and if they did how did I forget for so long? Haven't told anyone irl, for obvious reasons.

Hadenoughofitall441 · 21/05/2019 22:16

That I’m 1/4 Anglo Indian, I get ‘but you don’t look Indian” so then I have to explain what Anglo Indian is.

justasking111 · 21/05/2019 22:30

Sort of saw a ufo years ago was with the children who also saw it.

darkriver19886 · 21/05/2019 22:32

That I am overweight. I get a lot of "You don't look it." 🙄

Poppyinafieldofdreams · 21/05/2019 22:40

I am very shy and reserved.

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