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Best swear/insult competition - the more original the better

30 replies

MrsElizabethShelby · 14/05/2019 20:14

I'll start but I doubt it will be very good.

You twatty fuck badger.

OP posts:
SageYourResoluteOracle · 14/05/2019 23:47

Cuntweasel

LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD · 14/05/2019 23:48

I like wank badger. It has a certain ring about it.

widowmaker · 14/05/2019 23:57

Fuck nugget

Minkies11 · 14/05/2019 23:59

I heard a parrot on youtube use the phrase 'Cunty-cunt'.My favourite since then.

HotMess21 · 15/05/2019 00:03

Wank stain

asdou · 15/05/2019 00:14

Mild.
Two ends of a prick
Two ends of a gobshite
A thundering galute
A thundering gobshite
A hairpin
A gooses shite (thin tall person)
Pricknaddy
Cunthooks
Fuckyknuckles
A shower of bollocks' (collective)
Fat cunt
Dopey bollocks
Little bollocks
Little prick

Medium
A whore's bollocks
A boiled shite
Prick head
Shower o' cunts
Dopey cunt
Robbin' bastard
Thieving prick

Severe
Cunt
Cunt of a bollocks
Cunt of a bollocking cunt
A bad cunt
A bastarding cunt
A bastarding cunt of a bollocks of a cuntin' cunt
The worst cunt I've ever come across
The worst cunt ever God put life in
A bad bastard
The most baddest mad cunt that ever walked the earth

Compliments

Happy cunt
Funny cunt
Rich cunt (also can be an insult)
Big cunt
Cliver cunt
Cool cunt

HTH.

asdou · 15/05/2019 00:16

Oh and I forgot fucky-knuckles. Goes into the 'mild' category above.

asdou · 15/05/2019 00:16

Oh I had included it lol. I just like it................

asdou · 15/05/2019 00:22

I don't have Tourettes syndrome I promise.

My Dad might have a case of it though..........

asdou · 15/05/2019 00:23

And..... a horrendous gobshite....... (that'd be me) Grin

raffle · 15/05/2019 00:26

I like colossal bellend

canihaveacoffeeplease · 15/05/2019 00:28

You spunktrumpet!

differentkindofpenguin · 15/05/2019 00:29

Cockwomble!

canihaveacoffeeplease · 15/05/2019 00:29

Also Funt, it's a great way of saying fucking cunt when you don't want everyone knowing...look at that funt over there!

OldAndWornOut · 15/05/2019 00:29

Cuntox.
My friend yelled it at her partner years ago, and its been around ever since.

MockerstheFeManist · 15/05/2019 08:24

When they circumcised you, they threw away the wrong end.

thebabessavedme · 15/05/2019 08:31

I once heard a woman shout 'fuck off you leather faced old cunt' Grin I thought it was a wonderful insult and am saving it up for a special occasion Grin

MyChildrenHaveHorns · 15/05/2019 08:37

Cunty bollocks Grin

Pinkarsedfly · 15/05/2019 08:42

I heard ‘bellcrease’ the other day, which I find pleasing.

Other than that, I like twatbadger, vinegar tits, cuntybollocks and frigger.

Grumpymug · 15/05/2019 08:55

"Listen, cunt lugs......."

Is something I say a lot. under my breath at work

PawPawNoodle · 15/05/2019 08:55

My favourite is 'fuck pig', a friend is partial to 'spunk-eyed mothers cunt'. Both are fab I think.

DisgraceToTheYChromosome · 15/05/2019 10:45

Cameltwatted fuckbustard.

Hoofwanking bunglecunt (used to Trump)

Arsehstted shitgibbon.

VeeringTowardsMuffins · 15/05/2019 11:07

Wankspangle is my current favourite...

Ormally · 15/05/2019 11:09

I'd like to thank Kathy Lette for my favourite, which is 'I hope your ears turn to arseholes and s**t on your shoulders.'

DXBMermaid · 15/05/2019 11:25

In the car with small DC around;

May your armpits (or pubes) be forever infested by the fleas of a thousand camels.

Or I lift up my pinky to indicate that they have a tiny penis.

When DC are not in the car I like the word Cocksucker.