Best swear/insult competition - the more original the better

[MrsElizabethShelby]

I'll start but I doubt it will be very good.

You twatty fuck badger.

Some of these are amazing! I am particularly enjoying Cuntweasel and wankspangle

Festering lump of toad crap!

Oh yes, I now remember laughing until crying at one amazing phrase in the middle of a MN thread (probably in classics) that was 'I'd call you a c**t but that would suggest you had more sensitivity and depth.'

These are tremendous and making me cry with laughter. @Minkies11 Thank you so much for introducing me to Ruby the parrot. What a legend !

I'm partial to scruffy twat and fuck face.