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I reckon those sentiments should come up at least once in an average week Dog

It should be proudly displayed in all the homes of Thighland.

It seems I may have missed the pube carpet. Send me a postcard.

I think I missed it too tope - as far as I can tell I'm still in my bed. I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing ...

My last day of non-employment today. I'm scared, send me lots of distraction fellow thighlanders , I can't remember how to function in polite society and I want to be an exemplary ambassador for thighland.

Good luck Rag, you've still got it!

Don't worry about missing the carpet, you were on it briefly but the pube-nav wouldn't work and we all ended up back home!

MrsCat will just have to come back instead!

Good luck Rag, remember on your first day, set the bar very low, you don't want to go in firing on all four cylinders, otherwise you'll have to live up to their expectations. The thighland motto is reverse improvement, we do less! Also, take snax.

Good luck rag ! Hope you have a good day ;-)

Wtf? I'm still swimming and my tits are deflating - where's the magic pubepet?

Rag good luck with the job, remember to talk about Thighland at every opportunity. Is the job drinking and being a cunt?

Proj how's our house sale coming along? We really need a base camp and we've earmarked the money from the sale. Have you found a military academy for The Boy? Damian thrived at his and gave everyone who annoyed him brain aneurysms. Perhaps that's the cause of your migraines DT? Have you angered the Dark Lord?

Mitzi your problems are solved, ons refuses to leave the van, the van is broken. Et voila.

For our base camp shall we have South Fork off Dallas? Each with our own houses on a compound? Ready good WiFi and all the houses facing outwards so we can't see each other. We need a lot of security that won't turn on us though. Obviously the pets will play their part on patrolling the perimeter. How many security pets have we got?

But Thigh ... if you are still swimming in the sea, who is the big titted lady I just dropped off at your house?

Oh now there's a point! I don't think I anger The Dark Lord ie Project's one because we haven't met, , but I have sometimes been known to annoy my step dark lord, if I don't let the silly arguments with dh go on for all of eternity. Maybe that's the reason for my migraines! I shall let the doctor know so they can prescribe me an anti-dote to being cursed by the devil, just in case it's that. Or I could just let them fall out with each other in peace and just get pissed and scoff crisps in the garden instead of getting involved at all.

I think that's the one!

Ooh, could we perform an exorcism on DT. I feel that might play to our strengths and if successful, could be another money making scheme.

Oh DT don't bother to solve their issues, you need all your energy for yourself. You've been fairly sober for weeks now, it's worrying. Always be proud of being a lush and a whore, it's what makes you you.

Dog careful not to turn her sober and chaste.

Hmmm, tricky, how much of DT's excesses are innate, and how much are due to her demonic possession? DT, were you a whore and a lush before you met your dark lord stepson?

I am still swimming frantically DT and my tits have deflated to a mere F, I'll drown at this rate. Who was the slag you dropped at my house? A doppelganger? What size were her tits?

Of course, we wouldn't be able to trust her answer in case it is the devil speaking through her. Perhaps, on balance, we should leave her possessed as she fits into Thighland better that way.

Thigh*, are you not worried that there is a big titted woman, that is not you, in your house right now. You seemed to take this news remarkably calmly.

Phew, cross post, you are concerned.

Dog interesting, I hadn't considered that DT's drunken whoreishness might be a stress response. I suspect it's the real her and it's the temporary sobriety that is the stress response.

I wonder if the great tit imposter is there to tidy my house?

This thread is a joy

Well I do feel I am genuinely a lazy drunken whore in most circumstances anyway. But then I would think that wouldn't i?

Even I'm confused now! Oh never mind, let's focus on the size double G titted woman in your house thigh. I think she might have moved in with her dogs.

Shall we assassinate her or did you want a lodger?