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Wait DT. Thigh can share her bras, check first before murdering her.

Good point naked ! Ok Thigh , it's up to you, think very carefully, consider all your options here. Do you want to keep this woman and her pets and 'assets' within your home or not?

I have to say she was very quiet! She might be good, but then the carpet makes social obligation impossible through magic, you might want to see if she speaks when you get in.

Maybe, when we get our fortress, she could stay there and water your rose?

Maybe she could pay full market rent? This could be our new scheme, fishing women and dogs out of the sea, and putting them to live in all of our houses at full market rent when we go and live in our new HQ?

I’m back in Thighland and I’m being advertised transcendental meditation?

Thigh can you not top up you tits by blowing into the inflation straw? And blow on the whistle to attract DT back? I’ve never had big tits but I feel sure this is how they work.

Or use the sports direct mug as a boat

It's ok this , the pubic carpet always knows where it is going, we can rely upon the pubenav to get us absolutely anywhere ... oh wait ...

Yes ok, fair dos, we need another plan, thigh inflate your tits and blow your whistle, like on Titanic!!

Thigh I've found it! It's brilliant!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3587765-Aibu-to-feel-the-absolute-RAGE-with-this-Tinder-date?pg=14

It was a Thinking of You card, wasn’t it?!

help! There is a swarm of bees outside. I realise this is not a normal thighlander problem to solve...but any thoughts would be welcome.

Catch the queen in your mouth and they will form a beard on you. It will look amazing!

Dog your advice is normally solid, but...

Stay inside.

Have you got a squeeze bottle of honey? Can you fire it towards your neighbour’s garden to lure them away?

If the beard idea doesn't appeal, phone the council, they should have a contact of your local bee catching person, they will come out and collect the swarm and re home it in a hive. Our local Facebook page is also a good place to ask for local bee keepers to help. Obviously, you would ask on your local page...not my local one

Hi all 👋🇩🇰

Hope you have seen the 'am I cheap' thread, all your problems are solved re. Exposing bodies... of course you cook your family members.

Hello Danish!

Hi thislido just popping by. Actually had you lot under suspicion of starting the am I cheap thread 🤣.

Hi Danish ! We'll need to be cheap if we're ever to save up for our Thighland fortress!

Maybe here's a suitable plot in Denmark for us to set up camp?

bee swarm is at work....a major danger is the reputational damage that will be done if I end up screaming like a girl...

The horrifying thing is that the swarm has now split...there are many many bees where they were...but the majority has disappeared. They could be fecking anywhere....

dangly you are always welcome (i think), if in Denmark start saving, the living expenses are humongous 😀

Have you seen the cheap thread, the first few pages are hilarious, I will cheer you up while saving 😁.

I see you there Danish

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3588607-to-think-i-am-careful-and-not-cheap?watched=1&msgid=87200343#87200343

Great tips for Thighlanders, eat relatives and drink piss, why aren't we doing this already??

It will cheer you up, damn it, I'm too lazy 🤪

M3 we rehomed a swarm last year. It's quite interesting actually. They get put in a hive and sedated with smoke, then they can be transported. If the new hive is more than 3 feet away they keep trying to return home so they need to be moved 3 miles to get settled. After than they are OK to return nearby.

Ahh good...so the bulk of the bees have probably flown a good distance away. Excellent...although my home is about 3 miles from my work...what if they are waiting for me there

M3 don’t want to wade on your other thread but what sort of counselling have you had? I’d recommend some psychodynamic/psychoanalytic psychotherapy if you’ve got the stomach for some more. You sound like you’ve got plenty of insight into yourself which is a good start. Maybe she has talents as a beekeeper

yes - I am uncharacteristically not getting the shit kicked out of me on that thread.

After 8 years of pretending not to be afraid of bees and wasps (and butterflies, moths, beetles, spiders and worms) for the sake of not passing phobias onto DD, I have now very nearly convinced myself...but DD is definitely not a fan of either bees or wasps.

No homemade honey in our future...