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If you had to marry a celebrity right now...

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TinselAndKnickers · 11/05/2019 21:44

Who would it be? Grin

For bonus points, what kind of wedding?

I'd have to pick Zac Efron, and we'd have a very very intimate beach wedding and a steamy 2 week honeymoon, followed by a huge party when we got back Gin

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oldishladyinashoebox · 12/05/2019 09:31

@Moominfan 'you're still concerned with me, you're still concerned with me , you're still concerned with me '😂😂

notatwork · 12/05/2019 09:32

Adam Hills, as if I would stand a chance as he's married to the fabulous Ali McGregor.

Not fussed about wedding venue. I'd be thin and he'd just be his usual clever funny cute self.

trinitybleu · 12/05/2019 09:34

Because I'm not good at sharing and most of my potential husbands have already been bagsied, I'll have Nico Hulkenberg please. Gorgeous, rich, seems lovely, and I'd get to go to all the F1.

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 12/05/2019 09:36

Jarvis Cocker

We'd go to the registry office, then for a huge veggie curry and then hire out the local pub, have an indie disco and get squiffy. veggie sausage cobs with fried onions and HP sauce for supper.

Elderflower14 · 12/05/2019 09:50

@notatwork I fell a little in love with Adam Hills when I found out he uses Sign Language interpreters for a lot of his shows. Then a bit more in love when I saw him cooking with The Swedish Chef at The Muppets Live last year! ♥

PremierNaps · 12/05/2019 10:02

Sebastian Stan - A simple ceremony, somewhere beautiful in Wales 😁

LennyBelardo · 12/05/2019 10:22

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TinselAndKnickers · 12/05/2019 12:16

Some husband stealing cows on here! Zac Efron is taken so unfortunately you will have to pick someone else Grin

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donutrehomer · 12/05/2019 13:31

I've already got Andy Garcia and Hugh Grant, can I also have Martin Clunes as my Mantress??(male version of mistress)

YouLikeTheBadOnesToo · 12/05/2019 13:36

Sebastian Vettel. We’d marry in the lakes district, then spend a couple of days surrounded by the mountains. Honeymoon would be a couple of weeks in a secluded villa in Bali.

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 12/05/2019 13:42

Henry Cavill.

Spring wedding in my local church (and it would be glorious weather, but not too hot), then reception in a local stately home. I don't know about the honeymoon. Singapore maybe?

AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 12/05/2019 13:44

Hmm, I'd fight chelsea for Gerard Butler. Actually Ramin Karimloo is also gorgeous when he's singing. In fact anyone who has donned a Phantom mask Blush

We would get married in his underground lair with no witnesses and then retire to the swan bed. As long as he sang to me I could stay underground for a very long time!

Failing that, Marti Pellow.

Shit, probably outed myself with the very specific fantasy and back up.

iklboo · 12/05/2019 13:47

Ben Willbond. Him dressed as Philip of Spain (from the film Bill). Small non religious ceremony then a huge party with lots of friends, food, booze, dancing & laughing. First dance would be to Henry VIII song from Horrible Histories Grin

Moominfan · 12/05/2019 14:15

Oldladyinashoebox haha he's so comical

J0nesy · 12/05/2019 14:34

@PersonalClown I'm so out of touch I was thinking radio DJ Chris Evans and thinking 'Really!?' 😂

Purpletigers · 12/05/2019 14:38

Benedict Cumberbatch

Purpletigers · 12/05/2019 14:42

And he has to wear his Sherlock coat for the wedding and swirl it on the way down the isle .

Elderflower14 · 12/05/2019 14:44

I loved Gérard Butler in Dear Frankie. A small British film made before he became famous.
As the mother of a young deaf boy it struck a chord. (As well as GB being easy on the eye! 🤣)

pinkfluffybunny · 12/05/2019 14:49

I'll have Chris Pratt, or Paul Rudd, or both if I could!! And I'd marry them any which way. They are both at the top of my 'laminated list'

ErrmWTAF · 12/05/2019 14:50

Benedict Cumerbatch, not just because he's tasty, but it'll be fun getting other people to photobomb all his wedding pictures.

ErrmWTAF · 12/05/2019 15:01

But if Ikiboo didn't mind a double wedding, I'll have that lovely Jim Howick. Stately Home (Tudor preferred) with piss-up on the lovely grounds and maybe some "accidental" falling into the ornamental lake. I'd wear either a Tudor court gown or something 1930s-slinky in a pale green satin that just screams "fondle me".

Trippedupagain · 12/05/2019 15:27

@LennyBelardo well I can see this is going to be awkward about Jude. He's been on a promise from me for years, just waiting until I had the time, so you'll just have to face facts I'm afraid. He's also not going to be allowed out of the house once we are married, he will be like my house cat, my retired actor husband. I agree that it's handy he already has loads of kids, so no pestering for more. Just staying in, with me and the expensive chocolate.

Whatthefunk · 12/05/2019 15:39

Jason Manford....in Manchester. In the sunshine 😳

AwkwardSquad · 12/05/2019 15:45

Maxine Peake or Keanu Reeves.

No idea about the wedding, but it’d be low key, somewhere quiet and beautiful, with amazing food.

Purpleartichoke · 12/05/2019 15:46

Dan Stevens

Big formal wedding under a million twinkling lights and strings of flowers hanging down.

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