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If you had to marry a celebrity right now...

200 replies

TinselAndKnickers · 11/05/2019 21:44

Who would it be? Grin

For bonus points, what kind of wedding?

I'd have to pick Zac Efron, and we'd have a very very intimate beach wedding and a steamy 2 week honeymoon, followed by a huge party when we got back Gin

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70isaLimitNotaTarget · 11/05/2019 23:22

Bradley Walsh.

Double Wedding , my 17yo DD likes his son Barney .

Daisywho · 11/05/2019 23:24

Jack Whitehall. Grin

JaneEyre07 · 11/05/2019 23:28

I know others have tried to bag him already but back off bitches Grin. Tom Hardy, he'd be stood at the aisle in a stunning remote little highland chapel in a black tie and tux, he'd see me walking down in this stunning vintage Dior gown and then he'd whisper to me "take that fucking dress off" and I would ........... as I'd be around many stone lighter and look like a goddess.

youlladdressmeassir · 11/05/2019 23:31

Andy Murray. In the chapel of his swanky hotel. Then I'd be Lady Murray. And I've seen his x-Ray photos. I'd be well happy

Chilledout11 · 11/05/2019 23:34

I have a massive thing for Jason Segel and the wedding would be intimate and a lovely hotel alone for weeks after Blush

itscallednickingbentcoppers · 11/05/2019 23:35

Poldark bloke. I think we'd elope. I'd wear a lovely champagne coloured vintage lace dress.

I'd also seriously consider marrying Jamie Dornan.

MrsMoastyToasty · 11/05/2019 23:35

I'm marrying Aiden Turner AND George Clarke. It'll be a polygamous marriage.

itscallednickingbentcoppers · 11/05/2019 23:37

@han01uk I believe Cillian Murphy is marked with children and has been for some years, sorry!

Cottonwoolmouth · 11/05/2019 23:37

Adel. I’m a female but I think we would have a blast. Sex ain’t everything ..

itscallednickingbentcoppers · 11/05/2019 23:38

@MrsMoastyToasty OI he's my husband!! Actually I'll share him with you, you can have him and George Clarke and I'll also have him, and Kevin McCloud Grin

DrEmilyCrabtree · 11/05/2019 23:43

Another one for something low key with RDJ, or with Jon Richardson.

A niche one from me too - Matt Bardock (Davey in The Coroner). Actually, I'll just skip to the honeymoon I think!!

Aimily · 11/05/2019 23:44

Colin O'Donoghue.
A small intimate garden wedding in the grounds of a stately home surrounded by close friends and family (parents, grandparents and siblings)
Followed by a HUGE reception. Would need to be massive to accommodate my family (at last count there was almost 250 relatives, that's aunt, uncles, cousins, spouses and children) and we do like a party.

Whisky2014 · 11/05/2019 23:48

Jason momoa. A laid back hippy style beachy wedding then into a seafront bar with loads of amazing fresh seafood to eat and fuck loads of booze.

AmphetamineGazelle · 11/05/2019 23:48

@lauryloo I'd not say no, but I was always a Danny girl. I do believe it was a woman (along with drugs) that made Ginger and Danny fall out. One of the times at least.
Have you heard the new album btw?

Luaa · 11/05/2019 23:50

I came here to say Tom Hiddleston, but now I'm wondering about Chris Evans. I'll stick with my first choice though. Tom Hiddleston. I'm not sure about the wedding, but I think it would need a lot of music and dancing. Plus the whole cast of Avengers to be in attendance.

Chelsea26 · 11/05/2019 23:51

Gerard Butler please - can’t believe he hasn’t been bagged already.

We’d have that Scottish wedding in 4 wedding and a funeral but without the death (obvs)

Gerard in a kilt - mmmmmmmmmm

The ‘photos’ would take a while...

OneInAMillionYou · 11/05/2019 23:58

Roger Federer

In the Swiss mountains, on a balcony overlooking the valley.

No guests necessary.

kissmelittleass · 11/05/2019 23:59

Gary Barlow and I wouldn't mind where we got married I would be looking forward to bedtime Wink

TinselAndKnickers · 12/05/2019 00:01

I'm a filthy bitch, he will wish he had found me earlier

GrinGrin hilarious.

Oh some lovely little gems popping up on here, Greg James is my radio boyfriend but I just think Zac can give me the life I deserve! We will have 2 dogs that will be the best trained dogs ever. No children but some gorgeous god children we can borrow when we want to have family days out. Sorted. Grin

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mawof3soontobe · 12/05/2019 00:05

Jason momoa by a long mile!!!! Drop dead sex on legs, arms that would make you feel so secure wrapped around you, treats his lifelong partner and wife like an absolute queen and as if she's the most amazingly beautiful woman who's ever lived physically and spiritually, has that rugged manliness about him and his goodness of heart just shines out those amazing eyes and everything he does! I. Am. OBSESSED. My poor DP Blush

CoolCarrie · 12/05/2019 00:22

Keanu Reeves, he would be clean shaven, wearing a dark grey suit, white shirt and a jade green tie, I would be wearing a silk dress the colour of raspberries, with a jade green sash. Romona Garai wears the style of dress in that colour in BBC Emma, it’s soo lovely.
It would be a small wedding service with family and friends, and held in Dr Neil’s Garden, a secret garden in Edinburgh and the reception would be in Prestonfield House, then off to the Highlands and flying to the Isla Of Barra to land on the beach for a few days. You can tell I’ve given this some thought!

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Knowivedonewrong · 12/05/2019 00:29

Harrison Ford. A beautiful country church, just close family and friends. 😃

WithAllIntenseAndPurposes · 12/05/2019 00:34

Andre Rieu
I will be in a stunning ball gown with gloves
He in a tux and waistcoat
In the Vienna opera house

Auntpetunia2015 · 12/05/2019 00:35

David Tennant..don’t care about where..more interested in the honeymoon. He does have the nickname “ten inch”!!!ShockWinkGrin

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