If you had to marry a celebrity right now...

[TinselAndKnickers]

Who would it be?

For bonus points, what kind of wedding?

I'd have to pick Zac Efron, and we'd have a very very intimate beach wedding and a steamy 2 week honeymoon, followed by a huge party when we got back

chris pratt - flip flops and floaty dress somewhere on a warm beach

Mark Ronson in a white suit

Matty Healy

I find him so weirdly attractive

Ooh some very good contenders here. I will also be much thinner at my wedding to my lovely fiancé Zac.

Can you tell I'm ignoring reality tonight?!

Hmm Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans are already taken it seems...

Anyone willing to share?

Ryan Reynolds. On our private island off BC coast.

Jude Law - he's been after me for years, the naughty devil, I've found I can ignore him no more and so we will just have a quick registry office ceremony then back to his enormous posh Victorian house for champagne and canapes with friends. I wouldn't bother with a honeymoon.

Andy Garcia. Smallish wedding, with family and friends with amazing food and lots of laughter.

Poor thing will never have a full night sleep for the rest of his days, will walk with a slight limp and a huge dirty grin.

I'm a filthy bitch, he will wish he had found me earlier .........

Danny from the Wildhearts, but I'd get his teeth fixed. (Or transport us back to 1999.)

Patrick Dempsey

He wouldn’t be able to keep his eyes off me as I walk along the beach towards him in my wafty dress and my wafty hair wafting in the breeze and his full head of hair would be so luscious and he would keep staring......

.....and we would ignore everyone and marry and then disappear for a few hours and come down to the bbq beach dance party and get shitfaced. Together.

And then go back to bed.

I'd love to have prince harry as my dh right now. Lucky Meghan. He is totally made up by the birth of his child and giving her all due credit. Shouldnt be rare, but it is and fair play to him. Lucky lady

Whoever had the most money and wouldn't ask for a prenup so I could take them to the cleaners later.

Tom hardy and I will have a simple ceremony, we'll drive up to Scotland and tie the knot in a little chapel with witnesses. I'll be tanned and wearing a beautiful vintage backless dress. He's looking fine. Can't keep our hands off each other it's pure lust.

We'll return to London after a few weeks of consummating, and have an all-mighty piss up in a beautifully decorated disused warehouse by the Thames (east) Everyone will be there. You're all invited.

@AmphetamineGazelle I was so in love with ginger when I was a teenager

Thanks Suzi. Already planning my hat ensemble...

Greg James. Funny and clearly a kind, caring man.

Chris Hemsworth ❤️

Aiden Turner. Or Mark Ruffalo. Or Peter Dinklage. Or Chris Evans (Cap). I have an eclectic taste in men

It would either be a very classy affair in an art gallery, or a dressed-down piss up with a few fun mates.

Bradley Cooper, small intimate do then a beach party and barbecue with close family and friends and he can get his guitar out (not a euphemism!)

Noel Fitzpatrick would just make it to the church in time as he'd have been saving a spaniel's life obviously.

Adrian Dunbar (Definately). Little ceremony in a walled garden in Herefordshire with my best friends as witnesses. Honeymoon in the Swiss alps.

David Tennant.
Anywhere and anyhow, I care not

Justin Baldon. Sorrento, I think, with an open air reception in the balmy afternoon/evening.

For my second husband I'll join SherlocksDeerstalker in enjoying Daniel Ricciardo.
That smile is to die for.

Hey. If men can be polygamous then so can I!

Jamie Dornan all day long 😍