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If you had to marry a celebrity right now...

200 replies

TinselAndKnickers · 11/05/2019 21:44

Who would it be? Grin

For bonus points, what kind of wedding?

I'd have to pick Zac Efron, and we'd have a very very intimate beach wedding and a steamy 2 week honeymoon, followed by a huge party when we got back Gin

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CoolCarrie · 12/05/2019 00:35

We won’t be staying in a tent on the beach, we would be a a croft with an open fire, and a big bed!

MillicentMartha · 12/05/2019 00:54

Idris Elba, or David Tennant. It appears that I don’t have a ‘type!’ Wink

LaLaLamp · 12/05/2019 01:02

Brian Eno...I'd let him bore me stupid about his life/times

ohtheholidays · 12/05/2019 01:32

Keanu Reeves.

The ceremony would be in a beautiful forest somewhere remote and we'd be surrounded by all of our favourite people.

There would be a huge bbq and beer on tap for everyone.

Grandadwasthatyou · 12/05/2019 01:39

Well I was going to say Bradley Cooper ( those gorgeous blue eyes) but I see somebody has beaten me to it. So I'll have to settle for David Gandy. A winter wedding in a medieval chapel in the evening with it all lit up with candles followed by a honeymoon in a ski chalet with a roaring fire. No ski ing to be done of course.

PropagandaMachine · 12/05/2019 02:12

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau in a beautiful castle

Pah , I came on to say exactly that! You’ll have to fight me for him.

Our castle will be a big old thing, and he’d chase me around the ramparts in the moonlight with the distant sound of our guests partying somewhere inside. I’d let him catch me, of course.

REDCARBLUE · 12/05/2019 08:04

Taron Egerton. We’d have a private Welsh wedding in the Snowdonia National Park

SimonJT · 12/05/2019 08:09

Troye Sivan

Somewhere very small and private as I would like it to be a secret as dating a celeb is hard work.

IntoValhalla · 12/05/2019 08:12

Alexander Skarsgärd. Early 40’s, single, has a soft spot for British sarcasm, and is literally my walking wet dream Grin Sold.
Quiet wedding in some sort of quirky hotel in Stockholm, then he’d whisk me off to an isolated cabin in the Swedish wilds where we would cook, drink lots of wine, and he could shag me senseless like the Viking god that he is Grin

(I might have thought about this way too often Blush)

Elderflower14 · 12/05/2019 08:19

Karimloo Ramin Karimloo ♥. He's made Holby City a whole lot more exciting recently!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Elderflower14 · 12/05/2019 08:22

Karimloo try again

Elderflower14 · 12/05/2019 08:24

Karimloo

Elderflower14 · 12/05/2019 08:26

Bloody hell!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 This is him at the 4th attempt!

If you had to marry a celebrity right now...
WhisperingJesse · 12/05/2019 08:36

Yay, I can have Colin Firth seeing as nobody else has nabbed him first! I have no idea where we'd get married, because I'd be so distracted staring into those deep dark eyes that I would have no clue about my surroundings!

Kernowgal · 12/05/2019 08:36

Dr Xand Van Tulleken. Handsome, funny, tall and intelligent. I wouldn't stop grinning for months.

runsmidgeOMG · 12/05/2019 08:39

So far no one bagsied Martin Freeman !!!
He's mine !!! 😉😍

BiggerBoat1 · 12/05/2019 08:45

Pep Guardiola please.

I'd teach him about English culture by having our wedding reception at a Weatherspoons, then he can take me to Spain and show me a few things!!

oldishladyinashoebox · 12/05/2019 08:46

Nobody . They all can't keep their trousers zipped and cheat on their wives. Plus they all divorce within 5 or so years anyway. It's not worth it ( the money is tempting though)

Moominfan · 12/05/2019 08:48

Jeffree star Grin

SimonJT · 12/05/2019 08:48

@oldishladyinashoebox

They’re not all like that, they’re certainly not all rich either!

Kione · 12/05/2019 09:01

Jason Momoa, anywhere!

Morgan12 · 12/05/2019 09:04

Also Zac Efron. I'd have a massive wedding in a Scottish castle. Very remote. Lasting 3 days with lots of activities and very traditionally Scottish.

Then we would go somewhere in the Indian Ocean for honeymoon. One of they isolated huts that sit on the water with stairs directly into it.

Enb76 · 12/05/2019 09:09

Matt Baynton for me please, failing that I’ll taken Henning Wehn. Cheap registry wedding and then a massive party.

holibab · 12/05/2019 09:20

Colin Morgan 😍

Seeleyboo · 12/05/2019 09:26

Jason Mamoa.

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