I have just had a conversation with my husband that finished with...

[VoteJadot]

... him simulating wanking a frog. I haven't laughed so hard in years. What's made you laugh today?

Ds 4 had Ben & Holly on TV, Garston has a brother called Tony!! Hilarious!!

Woman shouting at her toddler in town today his name was Lucifer 👿

My toddler doing a happy dance when she was eating a bit of chocolate.

Also just been for a quick lunch (supermarket cafe), a young couple sat next to us. She sat there reading the info off the man's flavoured water giving him the low down on appropriate daily intakes of a-z of a vast list of foods with additives /nutrition etc.
A big lecture it seemed.
Then announced she would be pinching some of his chips when they came!!

My three year old saying "I really need a coffee mummy"

I don't even drink coffee nor does DH!!!

The two Rotties 'attacking' the soil I was scraping off paving stones. Big daft, tail wagging, bouncing idiots.

MrsMozart my rotty has turned very cling since a recent op. Quite strange!!

Ds1 saying how much he wants to change his name to Justin bieber have singing lessons and get a neck tattoo.

He is 5

Aw. Can't beat a clingy Rottie, though you'll never get anything done!

Loving all these stories

She still thinks she fits on my knee...
She actually showed my ds up when he was 16. Ran past him from the back and he didn't move. She knocked him clean over!!

Someone being a bitch about someone else and writing that they were hardly the Moaner Liser .

On the school run i saw a gentleman in his front garden scolding his cat for bring in a half dead mouse. 20 mins later on the way back he was still going ‘ you cant keep doing this shit mate, you need to pack it in’

Oh so many giggles

Laps are always Rottie-sized, at least that's what they think lol

To add to it - I was saying the immortal words "I've told you before, don't eat your brother's head!" as a neigh came out. She quickly turned tail and went back in. How to make friends and influence people

Pristine that’s made me

My nearly 4 year old on the way home from the nursery/school run. Mummy when I grow up I want to be a helicopter privates. I knew he meant pilot but couldn't help giggling.

A little girl in the supermarket chatting away loudly, then suddenly announcing " I'm in great form today!". She was so pleased with herself, it was very sweet and funny.

A tonne of tweets post Game of Thrones episode - some of them have made me howl.

Hearing a police officer having a stand up row with the owner of a (beautiful) Ferrari at the side of the road:

Officer-"I don't care if it covers up the little horse, you have to have a front number plate !"

-reply inaudible-

Officer- "Then cable tie one on!!!!"

My chronic pain has been particularly bad. Nothing has made me laugh for days. Until I opened this thread. Thank you, lovely posters.

Hugs to you @Prawnofthepatriarchy ❤️

A video on Facebook showing a woman trying on a tiny waist cincher. It rolls into a ring and she’s stuck, I howled.

I slipped and nearly fell over in Asda, and nobody even laughed at me or acknowledged it! But I stood laughing to myself like a loon.

Sitting in between my dad and my 18 year old son, eating ice creams and watching two pigeons walking together with their heads bobbing in unison. Grandad and grandson were voicing them- it was very entertaining .

My 3 year old playing with one of those pooing toys (the ones you squeeze and it "poos" from it's bottom) and shouting "Mummy it's doing a poo" the happiness in her face was the funniest thing ever!

Telling my colleagues about our "new" car and how the windows wouldn't go up again - outside our very wealthy relatives' house. Just another installment in the saga that is the rich in-laws