I have just had a conversation with my husband that finished with...

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... him simulating wanking a frog. I haven't laughed so hard in years. What's made you laugh today?

A conversation with my friend turned into the topic of fetishes and how do being even broach some particular unusual ones to partners. A snippit of our conversation (names have been change)

Me: What about those people who get off on being furniture? You know like lamps or something? I don't know how I'd feel if someone wanted me to pretend to be a lamp - I'd be laughing too much to even attempt to take it seriously!

Friend: I know, like 'babe, can you be a side table tonight'

Me: What would you say then if James said 'Louise will you be my side table, would you do it if it'd make him happy'?

Friend: I don't know, maybe ... I'd be fucked off though if he put his feet on my or something. I'd probably just ask him if I could be a cushion instead and plonk myself on the sofa.

It had me in stitches, the image of her telling him she'll be a cushion instead

Ds was asked what boxing ( the sport )is by his dad. Ds responded that it's when you put stuff in boxes for the day after Xmas ( Boxing Day)

Also, ds has asked for butterscotch angel delight today for his birthday, only he calls it 'hot scotch ' we laugh at this and tell him not until he is much older 😂

I reread the balonz thread tbh

Properly laughed at all the Game of Thrones memes today (deliberately picked one without a spoiler)

Ds8 declaring its Mount Jacuzzi when we've been studying Japan and he means Mount Fuji.

I said Hi to one of the school Dads at drop-off. I spoke to him at a party on Friday night. However, I was wearing a wig and no glasses at the party so the look he gave me today was priceless, had no clue who I was and obviously thought I was an over familiar loon. It really made me giggle.

I cycled to work today (I'm in the Netherlands) and when I was close to my office I saw that my business partner was slowly cycling ahead of me. I cycled like a madwoman to catch her up, and then as I came up beside her, caught her eye and we raced our bikes to the office door.

We both laughed our heads off.

We're 55.

There was my teeny tiny little fat fur ball Yorkie guest (dog sitter) chasing a very frightened Staffie off the sofa. The staffie ran over to me and hid behind my legs. Big fierce beast. 🤣

this video

reading this thread has made me happy, if and when i think of what to add ill be back, or if i need a giggle! but right now ive spent the day at home aloe so not much has made me laugh like this thread

and this one
twitter.com/ChrisGPackham/status/1122547980639322112

Currently reading "This is Going to Hurt" by Adam Kay, (diary of a junior doctor) and I literally spat my coffee out in a cafe today reading this bit...

Monday, 9 October 2006
Today crossed the line from everyday patient idiocy to me checking around the room for hidden cameras. After a lengthy discussion with a patient's husband about how absolutely no condom fit him, I establish he's pulling them right down over his balls.

Let's hope that ops hubby isn't experienced at what he is demonstrating

A very young electrician did a PAT test or whatever it's called on all the plugs in the house today. He couldn't look me in the eye when he came downstairs. When I next went into my bedroom, I realised why he had gone all sheepish. He'd moved my bedside cupboard thing to get to the plug behind it and the door had come open....revealing an impressive selection of toys. OOops! Awkward......

This.

A risk assessment one of my team did for a street orienteering exercise we will be doing later in the week. We need to be reminded to wear weather appropriate clothing, flat shoes, look up from phones and cross the road carefully. We all travel to work via public transport without issue daily!

In gratitude for the laughs (and the hug, NigesFakeWalkingStick) here's something I cracked up over on another thread:

Q: What’s your favourite period film?
A: Carrie.

A toddler called Lucifer is surely a case of be careful what you wish for?

tinselandknickers I read that as that you had stripped in Asda not slipped - so that made me laugh!

Plus the man pristine mentioned

My four year old grandson asking my DIL how babies get in your tummy and my DIL panicking and saying “I don’t know” and my grandson telling her she had better go back to school then 😂

Eating a satsuma at work today... each segment had at least 1-2 pips. Got half way through and reached a segment with 3 pips in!!! I was outraged and said I’ve had it with this satsuma! 2 pips in a segment I can cope with but 3!!!! (Partially tongue in cheek) Colleague burst out laughing and said he was going to call me ‘3 pips Mrs midge Maisel’ works a lot better irl as it’s alliterative as surname begins with a P I laughed for ages

Not today but the funniest thing I've ever seen is a seagull land on someone's head at Blackpool Zoo, it wanted his sandwich.

I saw it on its approach and couldn't do anything about it, I absolutely killed myself laughing right in front of him, there was nothing I could do to hold it in, full on laughing in his face and then I continued to laugh every time I thought about it for about a week!

DD let go of the biggest, loudest, longest floor vibrating fart I have ever heard in my entire life. It just kept going. Sounded like a Harley Davidson revving.
I couldn't help but stare in shock.

When she finished she caught me looking and this sweet little innocent voice said 'Wasn't me mummy'
I had actual tears. Made my day.

My husband tripping up in the horse paddock ending up head first through the electric fencing scaring the horses off 😂

Sent DS(6) in to his bedroom to get undressed for bed (he only wears pants to bed) and told him I'd be there soon for a story...

Walked in to DS laid in bed, he threw the covers off him, spread eagled in just his pants and said "Take me to Paradise, Baby"

😳 I do NOT know where the heck he's heard that but I almost wet myself laughing.