I have just had a conversation with my husband that finished with...

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... him simulating wanking a frog. I haven't laughed so hard in years. What's made you laugh today?

DS (7mo) is weaning. We're doing a combination of BLW and mash. Yesterday he was sucking/ chewing on some kiwi, moving it in and out of his mouth, until it shot out in a perfect little arch, comedy-style

how do u wank off a frog?

Easy. You just need to hop on the Eurostar

This is ace! All of it. But the guy telling cat off is the best

I work in a nursery.
A baby i work with has been running around all day telling people off, holding her little hand up and shouting "dop!" At the top of her voice

It didn't happen today but thinking of it always makes me laugh.

MIL took our naughty puppy for a walk on the beach and said puppy was running up and down saying hello to everyone, as you do. Then she came across a couple lying face-down in the sand, a (bald) man and his partner just enjoying the sun. Puppy ran up to say hi and then she licked - the - bald - man's - head. Apparently MIL was totally mortified and ran away

A collegue at work when me and mother collegue said we never want to get married. Think her jaw pretty much made a hole in the floor...😂😂

Had a mock 'no you hang up no YOU hang up' ending to a phonecall with my boyfriend who won by hanging up with his tongue 😂 I heard a squelch followed by mutterings about it not working and trying again and then another squelch then silence. I was doubled 😂

A woman I know is making the worst videos for her YouTube channel.
Really cringey.

So I’ve been copying her and taking the piss and making funny mock ups of them.

She sang to the camera from her bathroom as the acoustics are much better.....

I sent a copy of her singing pop songs looking misty eyed and sexy followed by me singing The sun has got his hat on!

They are only private messages......to my mum and sister and a few friends but they make me snort with laughter as she takes herself so seriously.

@Shockers.. Your post really got me.. I totally pictured it and thought what a gorgeous scene.. Sounds daft but that's the sort of thing you'll remember forever! Lovely memory x

My little girl (autistic and development delay) was behind a lady in the supermarket... Said lady bent over and my DD obviously couldn't resist giving her a good smack on the bum!! Mortified! Thankfully she didn't mind and had a good laugh as soon as we escaped the shop!

The dog sitting wagging his tail, let out an audible fart and spooked himself, visibly shocked!

My dd making me pat the side of her nose, which she found hilarious for some inexplicable reason, which made me laugh.

Driving home from work earlier and pulled up next to a van and there was a big dog with saggy jowels sat on the passengers knee with his face and his paws out of the window, and when the van started moving his jowels flapped it made my day

Me: you had a long lie-in dc1

Dc1: I did NOT have a LION!

Ah three year olds

And toddler DS2 singing the hey duggee 'stick song' which he can't say so just running around going 'dick dick dick dick dicky dicky dick dick'

DH doing zombie impressions in the kitchen

MIL asking DS (4y) if he is looking forward to having another brother or sister. DS paused, looked ar DD (2y) for a few seconds and looked thoughtful then said ' Only if it's a boy. Don't want another girl, not like her'.

Just now as I misread floraloctopus's comment.
I read:

Coming on porridge is delicious, but she'd actually written cumin on porridge is delicious!

The "What should I buy my daughter for Christmas" Thread.

Watching my dc and their mates in the park earlier.

My son was sitting at the top of a skateboard ramp. His mate kicked a ball that hit his back causing him to gracefully yet unexpectedly slide down.

Thank you Lilixen. Those moments are extra special since we lost my mum.