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Do you have problems? I can solve them all.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/04/2019 21:26

Hello, I'm Thigh. I will work with you to help you achieve the perfect balance in life. I am unfettered by knowledge or training as are my on call team of kindly agony aunts. We're ready to heal you.

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DanglyTassles · 11/05/2019 09:25

Well ... I wakes up in the morning to find that my name might be Archibald Lucifer Good Enough and there has been excessive queue fondling and someone might have died in their sleep with pigs feet on them.

All normal around here then, good work thisters, as you were!

DanglyTassles · 11/05/2019 09:31

naked, I've just used a translator from Welsh to English and find that 'Mae'n draed moch arna fi' atually means 'I'm upset with me'.

If you want to say 'I've got pigs feet on me' it's 'Mae gen i draed moch arnaf'

Good job I speak Welsh now innit. thigh would be running round saying she was upset with herself when really she's got pigs feet on her but unable to express this.

nakedscientist · 11/05/2019 10:57

Dunno DT , I got it off the website this treated us to! And very marvellous it is too.
Inspiration: <a class="break-all" href="http://go.mumsnet.com/?xs=1&id=470X1554755&url=www.omniglot.com/language/idioms/welsh.htm" target="_blank">https://www.omniglot.com/language/idioms/welsh.htm

As to the question of a queue of cues, I am sorry 25 but you have your work cut out. Since I am the zombie apocalypse, there are many of us queuing up with our cues.

nakedscientist · 11/05/2019 11:03

Mystery solved!

I've made a mess or in a mess about something I've done
("There is pigs feet on me")

It has a meaningful translation and a literal translation, I like the latter

GrinGrinGrin

nakedscientist · 11/05/2019 11:06

Some of them could be quite dangerous if not interpreted correctly:
Mi rown fy mhen i'w dorri
I'm absolutely certain
("I'll give my head for breaking")

thislido · 11/05/2019 11:08

Such is the joy of idioms!

25bucksandacracker · 11/05/2019 11:13

naked oh dear does that mean the cues are all rotten with bits falling off? I will bring my latex gloves and some sudocrem

nakedscientist · 11/05/2019 11:20

Oooooh 25 now that's the best offer I've had in a long time.

I am a thigh bride though and she might get jealous.

Thigh wheeeeerrrreee are youuuuuuuuu?

thislido · 11/05/2019 11:26

Is sudocream very lubricating?

thislido · 11/05/2019 11:27

I’ve always thought of being one of many wives a bonus really. Share the load.

25bucksandacracker · 11/05/2019 11:41

this not really but it's all I've got in the bathroom apart from thrush cream. I thought it might help with the zombie rot

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pineapplebryanbrown · 11/05/2019 12:03

I am not 25 and 25 is not me. She is very like me though. Have I been Sybilled? I've got 4 pages of this jizzwank to get through but I have to go to the beach and investigate the dead jellyfish.

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DanglyTassles · 11/05/2019 12:06

naked oh I see! So its metaphorical in meaning! I like that too! The Welsh must be so poetic and we love thoetry!

Be careful with the sudacreme is it not petroleum based like vasaline or have I made that up?

Also I can't remember what the issue is with petroleum based lube? Is it to do with nodders?

Omg autocorrect wanted me to put 'biddies' instead of nodders! I never knew she was so kinky!!

DanglyTassles · 11/05/2019 12:07

Hurry up thigh , you might find your name might be Archibald !

thislido · 11/05/2019 12:12

Wtf is a nodder?!

It dissolves condoms and, hence, latex gloves. Don’t let 25 impregnate you with her jizzy fingers, naked.

Actually, 25, there’s the solution to your TTC problems.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 11/05/2019 12:12

Petroleum based lube rots the condom I think and you end up with a childer.

I saw an African name I liked recently - Clever!

Our name (all the same - we're thisters) is now Clever Cunt.

A lovely viscous ring to it don't you think?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 11/05/2019 12:13

Naked don't be such a slag - you are my bride alone. Don't go waggling your sexy queue around amongst others.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 11/05/2019 12:14

You may continue to whore it up DT we need the cash.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 11/05/2019 12:15

Project have we sold your house then? Are we taking the low ball offer or was it just an opening gambit. We'll have the cash from that too. You've given enough of yourself to your family now.

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25bucksandacracker · 11/05/2019 12:17

Clever Cunt is a lovely name. Pleased to meet you thigh I bow down. Apologies for inadvertently emulating you

I resent the implication that I have jizzy fingers. My sofa is jizz saturated but I keep it localised. I'm not some jizzy monster flinging it around. It's a precious cargo

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pineapplebryanbrown · 11/05/2019 12:17

Fuck them, the Dark Lord will find a castle to storm anyway and he'll be fine. The others can go in a council B&B.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 11/05/2019 12:18

25 hello - I like you, you seem insane and a clever cunt. Welcome.

Off to the beach and to study Welsh by reading road signs.

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25bucksandacracker · 11/05/2019 12:21

Thigh hello and thank you! I feel validated. Is this the true purpose of the internet?

What's Welsh for jellyfish?

nakedscientist · 11/05/2019 12:54

sglefrod môr

DanglyTassles · 11/05/2019 12:54

Hello! Clever Cunt here reporting from my fave street corner!

I'm trying to drum up more Thigh revenue but there's no twats kinky enough to engage with my shit today! 😕

Maybe it's my outfit!