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Please help I've fucked a trifle

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DishingOutDone · 25/04/2019 18:41

Making trifle for someone as a surprise. It will be as I don't know how to make one. I got about 8 Sainsburys square-ish trifle sponges in a bowl, layered tinned fruit and syrup from said fruit on top. Made 2 pints of jelly (big bowl), left it to cool, it was a bit warm to be honest. Poured it in. Sponges floating on the top will not sink.

What did I do wrong? How can I get those sponges to sink? Bricks? So depressed this has cost me about a tenner getting all the ingredients and it already looks like a car crash with sponge.

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Dragonlight · 27/04/2019 10:52

Oh please can this go into Classics? It's so lovely!

Sculpin · 27/04/2019 11:04

Another huge fan of both MNLS and trifle here! Lovely thread Smile

DishingOutDone · 27/04/2019 13:15

VoteJadot - I don't know what I'm looking at there. What is that suspicious looking opaque stuff?! I mean I'm hardly in any position to scoff at anyone's gelatinous mass, but ...

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MitziK · 27/04/2019 14:54

I think it's some sort of fruity frogspawn on pancakes in that photograph.

Quick notes on making trifle for those brave enough to try now.

First, make sure you have an entirely clear space and plenty of room in the fridge.

If you have potentially floaty sponges, you soak them first by holding them in a bit of the jelly or in booze and that makes them heavy enough to sit on the bottom of the bowl - as a small amount of jelly cools down more quickly, they will most likely stick. Then add the rest of the jelly and bung the bowl into the fridge.

If you're making custard, make sure nothing is too hot. If it's the Bird's version, it doesn't do anything for ages and then suddenly starts thickening around twenty seconds after you've decided 'this isn't working, where can I get custard from, this is too hard'. If you turn up the heat at that point, there will be a disaster reminiscent of what breastfed babies punt out of their bums. So be brave and wait those extra few seconds for smooth custard. Let it cool and then gently add it to the jelly sponge mixture. Put it back into the fridge.

Don't overwhip the topping. I'd describe the ideal texture as soft and pillowy, floppy like shaving foam once you've added a small amount of water to it. Overwhipped feels tight and almost squeaky. Just stop.

If you're using double cream, add some vanilla and a little icing sugar to it. Take the bowl out of the fridge and gently flop the cream/topping onto the top.

Put it back into the fridge. Don't feed everybody too much tea, as this is a massive thing that needs to be enjoyed. When ready to produce, bung on the decorating shit and don't forget the biggest dishing up spoon in the world.

Put bowls and spoons out first before you bring in your magnificent creation and bask in the glory of everybody's admiration ignoring the claims of not liking jam or booze or jelly or fruit or whatever the fuck they have a problem with. Eat. And Eat. And Eat. In this case, the phrase ad nauseum is perfectly appropriate.

Don't forget to put the remainders back in the fridge. You might never want to eat trifle again after the first bowl or two, but it actually tastes fucking amazing on the next day when it's cold all the way through. The custard tastes like ice cream without the headache, for example.

sisterofmercy · 27/04/2019 15:15

That looks great and your nippers will do this for their nippers and they'll tell their grandkids about this day and you'll be remembered with love FOREVER.

DishingOutDone · 27/04/2019 16:26

That was my plan sisterofmercy, that was indeed my plan. Wink

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Babyfoal · 28/04/2019 16:41

It's a fabulous thing you created OP. But now you must change your user name to Trifllefucker Smile

DishingOutDone · 28/04/2019 17:05

Oh I could do couldn't I? I am due a name change too ....

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Jetstream · 28/04/2019 17:21

It is easier to buy a swissroll with jam filling. Slice it up and cover the base of the bowl. Pour the jelly over it and allow to set. If you want add fruit then thick custard finally cream.

ShirleyAvenue · 30/04/2019 06:29

Yes to the name change - TrifleFucker- plus a little Trifle Tip for anyone thinking of having a go.
Do not use pineapple in your fruity layer- eg from a tin of fruit cocktail. The enzymes in it can dissolve your jelly.

Hanumantelpiece · 30/04/2019 15:55

I'm not a trifle fucker
I'm the trifle fuckers son
And I'm only fucking trifles
'Til the trifle fucker comes.

I haven't made trifle in ages. Think I might now...Grin

DishingOutDone · 30/04/2019 16:25

I like the Trifle Fucker ditty! Very apt!

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