This is hilarious! And I don’t just mean the fishfinger hat!
I don’t let my children wear:
Anything which has a sexist/racist/homophobic etc slogan on, though I’ve equally not seen any for sale other than “boys will be boys” nonsense.
Anything so inappropriate for the weather that they will risk their well-being by wearing it.
Anything so socially inappropriate that they would be ostracised for wearing it if it continues as an adult eg shorts and a vest for a wedding.
Clothes which don’t fit.
Other than that I let them choose. I’m hoping this means that if they have controlling partner in the future who tries to impose rules on what they should wear they will recognise that as being wrong.
The number of rules some people have is ridiculous and seems to often relate to “modesty” for girls and minimising the use of sports wear! I’d much prefer that my son and daughter’s primary concern is to wear clothes that they are comfortable in rather than anything else.