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I can NEVER go back to work

28 replies

GilmoreMe · 18/04/2019 17:05

I've just ended a short text conversation by asking my new boss to help me learn how to work his nipples Shock

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Foxyloxy1plus1 · 18/04/2019 17:06

Style it out!

Amongstthetallgrass · 18/04/2019 17:07
Grin

I got a virus on my email and it fired off to my boss a link for a penis enlarger Grin

BastardGoDarkly · 18/04/2019 17:07

😂 what did you mean to say? Or was it that, and he never responded? Blush

Sirzy · 18/04/2019 17:07

I am intrigued what it was meant to say?

Tonightstheteriyakichicken · 18/04/2019 17:07
Shock
Tinkoschminko · 18/04/2019 17:08

Keen to learn. Tick!

Winner.

Original poster
GilmoreMe · 18/04/2019 17:15

It was supposed to say missiles - a term we use for a system at work, not actual missiles.
I immediately explained and he's read it but not replied.

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Original poster
GilmoreMe · 18/04/2019 17:16

Oh God among that's even worse

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Easterbunnynearlyhere · 18/04/2019 17:18

Could have been much worse op.....
Knob for instance!!

Teacakeandalatte · 18/04/2019 17:21

Haha time to break out the false id and disappear.

cattaxi · 18/04/2019 17:22

Don’t worry! A lot of us have been there! I once texted my boss on a Monday morning to tell him i’d been throwing up all weekend and would be off dick!

TheABC · 18/04/2019 17:24

He probably had a chuckle and left it. Brazen it out with a mug of tea in the morning.

Deathraystare · 18/04/2019 17:28

I've just ended a short text conversation by asking my new boss to help me learn how to work his nipples shock

A very important part of your job description, surely!!!!!

CalleighDoodle · 18/04/2019 17:31

i’d been throwing up all weekend and would be off dick!

lmao

RosaWaiting · 18/04/2019 17:32

he might be used to it

I used to work with a man called Angus.

iklboo · 18/04/2019 17:34

I emailed my boss acknowledging I knew she was very busty.

SuperSara · 18/04/2019 17:39

A few years ago I managed to send an email, from my phone, to my boss which casually mentioned that “...it was a good session with Linda and James but I’m still not convinced about anal”

Clearly it was supposed to say ‘Alan’ who was a member of my inherited team that the manager was asking about.

What I want to know is who in god’s name designed iOS autocorrect to EVER correct ANY spelling to ‘anal’. There is no need whatsoever for it.

Oh, before anyone asks what my (female) boss replied, it was just an emoticon along the lines of Hmm. It was never mentioned again.

Disfordarkchocolate · 18/04/2019 17:39

Yesterday I emailed a colleague 'Nob problem' have to ring her tomorrow and explain.

lotusbell · 18/04/2019 17:40

You just twiddle them. Like you're tuning a radio, OP. Obviously. Grin

Ellie56 · 18/04/2019 17:42

I emailed my boss acknowledging I knew she was very busty. Grin Grin

JacquesHammer · 18/04/2019 17:45

Years ago my newest assistant gave me the first pile of letters she’d typed up for me.

Not only did in each letter she type it absolutely I said it so....

“Dear Mr and Mrs Smith leave two lines stop” etc she also, in one mistyped “count” as “cunt”. She was ace Grin

CKWattisthemanager · 18/04/2019 17:46

Off dick Grin Grin

DarlingNikita · 18/04/2019 17:47

I emailed my boss acknowledging I knew she was very busty. I've never done that one (amazingly) but it is something of a classic.

I once drafted an email for my boss to check/amend and send to a big cheese. He (my boss) came to my desk and told me I'd suggested in it that the recipient do something 'very dirty'. I went to ask him what the fuck I'd typed but thought better of it. I'll never know now Grin

Cheeringmeup · 18/04/2019 17:58

I once emailed a client that I was "going to send over a new poof" for him.
Meant to say "New proof" Blush

He took it very well...

CoisNaFarraige · 18/04/2019 18:03

I'd laugh if he said ''oooh a new poof, have him steam cleaned and delivered to me right away''