I can NEVER go back to work

[GilmoreMe]

I've just ended a short text conversation by asking my new boss to help me learn how to work his nipples

Calleigh That’s amazing.

My boss did this once. He'd asked me to explain why I was doing a certain job in a certain way and I spent ages explaining the process and why it couldn't be automated. He thought he was being very clever by summarising what I meant ... "so it's a hand job then," he says. Exactly what I was trying to to avoid saying. He went red and ran away.

It’s cheered me right up if that helps.
In the days of faxes I know someone who accidentally sent his PA something that was quite detailed and meant for his wife. She burned it, never mentioned it again - until he returned to the UK when she gave him some Sanatogen tonic wine to “keep his strength up ! “ now he was home.