Misheard lyrics "hold that gorilla"

[StealthPolarBear]

I was describing a song to DH and this is what he heard me say. Any guesses?

Hold back the river!

Mine is Don’t be Afraid to Catch Fish. I was certain they were the correct lyrics!

Yes I remember that one :)

Feargal Sharkey singing "and Goodby Hartby says it's hard to find".

When you come to me on a submarine

“I can’t believe you kiss your cock at night”

Shania Twain - That don’t impress me much

Dd when she was 5 kept asking for “the waffle song” turned out she meant Dua Lipa, New Rules and she’d managed to pick out the line “You’ll have to kick him out again” and thought she was saying waffle.

Took us going through each song in the top 40 before we found the right one. Fucking waffle song.

Sixpence none the richer. - ‘Kiss me, under the bearded garden’.....

Cookie (BTW your name gives me th rage) ds kept talking about the tick tock song. We eventually discovered it was arlandria by the Foo fighters.

That Jason derulo song.

It's too hard to sleep
I got the SHITS on the floor, nothing on me

"go tell your horse I'm done"

Actual lyrics "ciao, adios, I'm done"
Courtsey of my OH

@Aimily we heard that as "Shower de horse I'm done"

@aimily that's "shower the horse, I'm done", surely?!

Apparently The Red Hot Chili Peppers are not singing:

In Bernard's shed it's so lonely with you

I always assumed it was in Burton shetty it's so lonely....
Burton shetty being somewhere in the Midlands of course

"I wonder how a hippo tastes" All My Life Foo Fighters. It should be "I love it but I hate the taste" genuinely thought it was the hippo version for years until DH caught me singing it in the car one time.

I wear goggles when you are not there

Jess Glynn - Sure the freckles on my arse spell out your name

i was shocked to find out it’s ‘put your hands up for Detroit, a lovely city’ I always thought it was I love this city.

One I couldn’t figure out for ages was ‘my lovers got no money, he’s got his strong beliefs’

My car radio now tells me which song is on. How could I not have realised Billy Ocean was singing about a Caribbean queen? Heard it when I was a child and thought it was about reindeer - Caribou Queen. It didn't make a lot of sense but neither did a lot of other songs - which I should look up now as well to see what else I've been getting wrong all this time!

I've buttered my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend - Calvin Harris

‘Out on the wiley, windy moors,
Sweet Roland falls in brie.’

I always thought she had an “invisible top chef” still sing it because it annoys me how they say “touch” just to fit the song..

Move my jacket (maroon 5)

decimalpoint I always thought it was "my love has got no money, he's got his tromboleece" and I imagined that a tromboleece was a type of musical instrument a bit like a small trombone.

You make me feel like an actual woman (instead of natural woman)