Misheard lyrics "hold that gorilla"

[StealthPolarBear]

I was describing a song to DH and this is what he heard me say. Any guesses?

Oh, my other famously misheard lyric...The Gorrillaz are apparently:

I'm happy, feeling sad,
I got sunshine, in my bad,
I'm Cupid, but not for long,
The future, is holding strong.

These don't even make sense, but I sing along quite obliviously 🤷‍♀️

@Iputthescrewinthetuna, that was the sectarian version in Glasgow when I was growing up :o

The Rangers fans would chant it to Celtic fans at games!

@NotMyUsualTopBilling see I knew I was right!

At my first school my friends and I loved the song "Talking to Tanya" by Bananarama.

You know, "Robert De Niro's waiting, talking to Tanya....."

"I believe in milk oh!
Where you from?
You sexy thing..."

I was in primary school when this came out. I was confused by the seemingly random mention of dairy products but assured by my much more worldly best friend at the time that this must be a sly reference to big boobs.

She said I am the one
The chairlift's not my son
(Billie Jean)

And
Wake up in the morning shaving my breasts sir
So that every mouth can be fed
Oooooooh Me ears are alight

Desmond Dekker (if anyone remembers) The Israelites

‘Just let me staple the vicar’
-sister sledge - we are family
No idea what the actual words are tho

I got my first real sex dream
Boy it was a fiver dime
Played it til my fingers bled
It was the summer of sixty nine

@Heatherjayne1972 - apparently it's

Just let me state for the record

But vicar stapling is funnier.

‘Out on the wiley, windy moors,
Sweet Roland falls in brie.’

And the cross eyed bear that you gave to me....

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie put your hands all over my body.
Madonna Erotica.

Another one here for tromboleece and mancheron - I thought it was just me!

'and I miss yoooou, like the desert's mysteries'

Sounded very mysterious and romantic..

Yes sir, one more time
Say yeah

Not

Yes sir, one more time
Chay Blyth

Always thought Chaka had a thing for yachtsmen

Mine was Guantanamera heard as Once in a Meadow.

Stereophonics - Have a nice day
'ride around all day, have a drink of cheese' - no idea what it is really

I’m in total shock that someone else out there thought it was tromboleece and imagined a tiny trombone!

I was only saying this to my incredulous DS a month or so back!

I believe in milk oh!
Where you from?
You sexy thing..

It was "I believe in Malcolm" to me and my friends in primary school. No idea who Malcolm was.

‘That would be ecstasy
You and me and Lesley
Groovin..’

I wondered who Lesley was for years.

I always thought that Beck was singing ‘Sun over Benidorm’ on Loser.

My uni roommate thought that the song ‘Hands up’ went ‘Hands up! Baby hands up! Give me your heart guinea piggy, your heart guinea piggy’

At Xmas from a young DD:

"The little Lord Cheese is asleep on the hay".