Idiotic things you've done while sleep deprived

[YellowRibboninHerHair]

I ordered a toaster and kettle set at 4.33 the other morning, it seemed a great buy to start with and had money off, yeepee thought I.

It's a fucking toy set.

Arsebiscuits.

Put my phone in the washing machine and washed it. I also thought i saw a snake slithering up my bed screamed and nearly fell out. I had Dc2 alseep on my chest at the time and i remember i was reading mumsnet, looked up and saw ‘the snake’ 🙈

Newborn, 12 month old &5 year old. Left them with DH and had a luxury hour to myself in asda

Couldn't find my keys at the check out, turns out I'd left them in the car with the engine running the whole time. Very lucky it was still there on my return!

Most idiotic thing I've Done whilst sleep deprived?

Accepted that my useless ex husband did absolutely fuck all around the house or with baby because he was at work for 8 hours a day away from the madness and my spiralling into severe PND

Only one thing comes to mind. I put the phone in the fridge. Took me hours to find it!

@Pinkpanther743 I read yours as the baby went in the laundry bin shock].

*nappy bin .

Rocked the shopping basket back and forth, back and forth in Sainsbury's. The way you do it with a car seat. Baby was home with daddy.