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Where is David Cameron now?

38 replies

Whereareyouspot · 19/03/2019 16:18

What is he doing he’s gone totally quiet.

Wonder what he thinks about the current political shit show?

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BendydickCuminsnatch · 19/03/2019 16:19

I googled this last week 😄 just some article from January came up repeatedly, saying he doesn’t regret anything.

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 19/03/2019 16:20

In the Tower, I hope.

supercatspeed · 19/03/2019 16:28

Living in a village in Oxfordshire with round the clock protection! We sometimes see him in the local restaurant.

VladmirsPoutine · 19/03/2019 16:30

Saw him pictured in a shed.

67chevvyimpala · 19/03/2019 16:38

In his £30k shed with his dick in a pig

LadyOfTheCanyon · 19/03/2019 16:41

Earning £50,000 a pop on the after dinner circuit apparently. Rah rah rah!

marvellousnightforamooncup · 19/03/2019 16:43

I thought he was in the south of France with his trotters up, twat!

Not sure how accurate Danny Dyer as a source of info is though

Ottessa · 19/03/2019 16:45

Doing what Tories always do after they've had another go at comprehensively fucking the country -- relaxing in luxury, because, after all, it doesn't make a whole lot of difference to them.

TalkinPaece · 19/03/2019 16:48

Waiting for his head to go on a spike at the Tower of London for the damage he has done to the country.

CharlottesInterWeb · 19/03/2019 17:10

67chevyimpala 😂

EnidButton · 19/03/2019 17:13

Trotters up in his fancy shed on wheels somewhere near Chipping Norton.

EnidButton · 19/03/2019 17:14

Look at the smug shit

Where is David Cameron now?
Awwlookatmybabyspider · 19/03/2019 17:14

Why. Are you missing him.HmmWinkGrin

happyhillock · 19/03/2019 17:18

Who gives a shit where he is? xxx

Tensixtysix · 19/03/2019 17:20

Lets remind ourselves caution lots of swearing!

megletthesecond · 19/03/2019 17:22

Examining his conscience in a leaky shed with any luck.

Snowy111 · 19/03/2019 17:23

I’m not a Tory voter but I quite liked him!

Blame the public for the shit show Confused

Snowy111 · 19/03/2019 17:25

Actually I take that back

Blame the relatively well off who have a misplaced idea of self importance, rather than the most vulnerable who will really suffer if no deal Brexit

longwayoff · 19/03/2019 17:48

Tucked up in lovely Oxfordshire awaiting his peerage. Could be a while though.

Decormad38 · 19/03/2019 17:52

Getting ready to face a punlic inquiry I hope!

EnlightenmentwasaPassingPhase · 19/03/2019 17:55

He has to look at himself in the mirror every day and realise what he threw away - for himself and his country.

amusedbush · 19/03/2019 17:55

EnidButton

Ughh he really does have the most punchable face.

ReggieWoo · 19/03/2019 18:16

I usually see him coming out of my local bakery with a gaggle of children with him.

longwayoff · 19/03/2019 18:18

Enlightenment, that won't be a problem for him, he shares the Teflon hide of all politicians and the essential commonly held belief "That. was not my fault".

Frangipane · 19/03/2019 18:19

He is patron of a dementia charity.