What’s your Chinese takeaway order?

[MyBreadIsEggy]

I know this has been done to death, but still - humour me!
I’ve been ill all last week and over the weekend, the fridge is looking bare, so DH suggested Chinese tonight I love him even more for making such an epic decision
We usually order the same things every time, so interested to see what’s your favourites? Maybe I’m feeling dangerous and fancy mixing it up a little

Singapore Noodles
Chicken Satay Skewers

Lemon Chicken and Egg fried rice for DD

Ideally mixed hors d'oeuvres and crispy duck as well but it always seems a bit too indulgent.

WHO THE FUCK SAID TWO CANS OF VIMTO

You all right morris?

It wasnt me

Eh, I think it's Lauren you're looking for. She's clearly touched a nerve.

hippo

You are such a grass

Crispy seaweed
Chicken and sweetcorn soup
Deep fried squid with garlic

Anyway back to my favourite topic. I adore Chinese food. If we have people over then we order lots of meals and all tuck in. When it's just the four of us we tend to get one meal and a few sides.
Chicken satay
Chicken and black bean sauce
Salted chilli chicken
Honey chilli chicken
Duck in orange sauce
Chicken chow mien
Special fried rice
These are all my faves.

Sorry Rufus. My bad. Always was a teachers pet.

Ill admit hippo that when morris yelled i got a little panicked and lost the ability to press the back arrow to find out who said it

I was that flustered

I’m on board with the Vimto outrage
Bleuurrggghhh.
Heathens.

Great thread

Tofu and vegetables in black bean sauce
Chicken curry
Prawn crackers
Egg fried rice
Chips
Satay Sauce to dip them in
If we're really hungry, sesame prawn toast or spring rolls as well

Beef and broccoli in oyster sauce OR King prawn curry with sides of plain chow main noodles, egg fried rice, salt and pepper chips and crispy seaweed! I dont think I've ever had anything I didn't like from the Chinese but this is my go to

Today we ordered
Chicken fried rice
Special chow mein
Sweat and sour chicken balls
Sweat and sour chicken Hong Kong style
Lemon chicken
Chios

Chips*

I forgot about chow mein!

Always order at least two random dishes now. Years ago we got the wrong order nothing we would order but actually preferred it so now order random dishes just to try different things

Mixed hors d'oeuvres
Crispy duck
Crispy shredded beef
Chicken and cashew
Special or egg fried rice
Chow mein
Not all at once!

Crispy shredded chicken- game changer so much nicer than the beef one!
Salt and chilli prawns
Veg or beef chow mein
Spring rolls
Duck pancakss if being really bad
Loads of SS sauce

Chicken fried rice
Lemon chicken
Sweet and sour sauce
Salt and pepper chips

Sometimes get the munchie box

Crispy seaweed
Veg spring rolls
Sweet and sour prawn
Boiled rice
Chips

Sorry that was me with the vimto in my defence I am 6 months pregnant and it's the only thing that works on the salt induced dehydration, as you were everyone...

We usually get

Salt and chilli squid
Quarter crispy duck
Some sort of chow mein, often pork
Some kind of spicy beef thing
Chicken curry and chips for the kids

Ps... and a buttered muffin