@CountessConstance, I remember trying to mentally translate it into English. "I am an old woman now, with one foot in the grave and the other on its edge.
I think we'd all have given her a nudge @Elspeth!
@Redskyandrainbows67, of course you can sit on the sofas in the lounge. They're reserved specially for visitors. It's the people living in the house that aren't allowed sit on them. Now if you really want to blend in though, say 'couch' and 'sitting room' instead of 'sofa' and 'lounge' ;)
@wizzywig, I really don't think there's anything to worry about as someone of an ethnic minority. Ireland has a huge amount of people living here now from all races and creeds, mostly Eastern Europe, Africa and Pakistan.
Co Kerry is a beautiful part of the country. The scenary is absolutely spectacular. Wi Fi will be fine in most parts, but maybe may a bit more difficult out around West Kerry, basically the further towards the coast you go. If you're on Instagram, just put #Co Kerry into the search box and it will thrown up loads of amazing photos for you. Tralee and Killarney are the two main towns in Kerry, and it's easy to explore from either of those bases. Lots of beautiful beaches too.
@SeaweedDress, lol @ Peig in Hitler moustache, devil horns and most of all, a lacy garter! 
@DuchessOfPhysics, is Peig's grandaughter in Ireland? I think with the exception of one, all of her children emigrated to the States.
@Teanocoffee, drinking milk with dinner is definitely a thing, No just your DH's family. You heading down around Youghal for the weekend?