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Original poster

I can never ever go to the co-op again. Ever.

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BrendaUrie · 25/02/2019 22:40

I nipped in for a sandwich and a bag of crisps on the way home. Got to the till and the guy asked me if I wanted to get a drink. I told him I was flattered but I had a husband. He said, no, it's part of the meal deal.

OP posts:

littlecabbage · 25/02/2019 22:43

Ha ha ha ha ha! That is hilarious!

Chocolatecake12 · 25/02/2019 22:43

This was on the radio this morning - it happened to some celebrity , can’t remember who! Either you listen to the same radio station as me or you’re the celebrity

donajimena · 25/02/2019 22:43

I was chatting to a guy OLD. I plucked up the courage to ask him out via message. Then I went out got drunk and replied that I would love to go out with him. I'd replied to my own message

AdaColeman · 25/02/2019 22:43

wowfudge · 25/02/2019 22:44

You made me and DP laugh our loud. Is he hot then, the guy in the Co-op?

SpunBodgeSquarepants · 25/02/2019 22:44

I've seen this somewhere already this week 🤔 it'll come to me where you've stolen it from...

Original poster

BrendaUrie · 25/02/2019 22:44

Chocolate it didn't really happen its a joke I heard today. 😂. Made me lol though

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Candidsugar · 25/02/2019 22:45

SwimmingKaren · 25/02/2019 22:45

uk.news.yahoo.com/amphtml/victoria-actress-jenna-colemans-most-200000125.html

You’re in good company OP! Reckon the guy in the shop heard this and thought he was onto a winner?

SwimmingKaren · 25/02/2019 22:46

Dona Crying

WithAllIntenseAndPurposes · 25/02/2019 22:49

Why the fuck do people come on here hoping to pass stuff off as their own!

Original poster

BrendaUrie · 25/02/2019 22:54

With. I said it was a joke

It's very obviously a joke that I've seen on several different platforms today so I thought I would share it. Calm down.

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Tippexy · 25/02/2019 23:01

OP is written as though it happened to you. So is the title.

donajimena · 25/02/2019 23:02

Oh well, mine wasn't a joke I really did do that.

Original poster

BrendaUrie · 25/02/2019 23:03

Yes because it's not as funny if you put 'I heard a joke today'...

It's being posted as statuses in the same format all over Facebook and twitter.

This place is so odd sometimes.

Never mind.

I chuckled.

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PickAChew · 25/02/2019 23:05

It's not even like the lunch time meal deal is anything new.

Singlenotsingle · 25/02/2019 23:05

We'll forgive you Brenda. You gave us all a laugh!

NaughtToThreeSadOnions · 25/02/2019 23:06

This ia place were people share real life experiences and i agree with other people your OP is writen like it was real.

it was only when chocolate said ermm that happenend to a celeb not you did you go oh it was a joke

Al2O3 · 25/02/2019 23:08

This is where posters now step on to harangue and bully the OP because they think they can. Stop it.

I never heard it. It was funny. Everything we ever hear is second hand.

PyongyangKipperbang · 25/02/2019 23:09

It has actually happened to me, but the other way around.

I asked a guy if he would like me to get him a drink and he was flustered and said no he would get his own and waggled his ring finger at me.

I run a pub.

ShadyLady53 · 25/02/2019 23:10

Lol, I was just thinking, how odd as the exact same thing happened to Jenna (Coleman, I know her).

MyBestFriendIsAHamster · 25/02/2019 23:11

This reminds me of the glitter smear test urban myth that so many people either claim happened to them or they know someone it happened to

NotTerfNorCis · 25/02/2019 23:12

Got to the till and the guy asked me if I wanted to get a drink. I told him I was flattered but I had a husband.

Reminds me of when someone asked me what I was doing that evening. Turned out he meant what my colleagues were working on.

Sophiemtb · 25/02/2019 23:13

I once asked a customer (older than my dad) if he had any nice plans for the afternoon, and he said 'Why, are you taking me out to dinner?' cringe!

RockyFlintstone · 25/02/2019 23:13

OP is written as though it happened to you. So is the title.

OMG

So?

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