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Do you find yourself imagining what some of the regular mumsnetters look like?

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CocoDeMoll · 15/02/2019 11:18

AnyFucker proper upper middle look but urban, edgy, boho look not country wax jacket look. Choppy hair bobbed.

worraliberty super skinny, very well manicured look, long hair in a straight ponytail. Same goes for bluntness

BertrandRussell has a unique look a bit like a left wing school teacher. Soft features but a sharp tongue.

Anyone else

(Obviously I could have these all wrong and I meant no offence by anything I’ve writtain. All very light hearted!!)

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itsbritneybiatches · 15/02/2019 18:16

Aww please someone do me!

MrsTerryPratcett · 15/02/2019 18:18

MrsTerryPratchett I'm afraid I always picture Rincewind when I see your name

Do I have a Wizzard hat?

LuckyAmy1986 · 15/02/2019 18:23

I don’t post enough to be recognised by username but please can someone do me!

itsbritneybiatches · 15/02/2019 18:25

Lucky Amy

Tall and blonde. Probably with straight hair, skinny jeans and a woolly jumper.

WorraLiberty · 15/02/2019 18:30

Close but no cigar Grin

My hair is shoulder length (dyed) red/auburn but I can't wear it in a pony tail, because the layers mean it keeps slipping out. I'm a short-arse, slim but not super skinny.

I have no imagination when it comes to MNetters. You've all got short brown curly hair and most of you wear glasses Grin

ARandomPoster · 15/02/2019 18:38

GinandGingerBeer has described MrsTerry Pratchett almost exactly as I see her. Except I would add she has blue eyes and her clothes are generally grey.

For me Piglet John is short, of medium build, has curly brown hair and wears round glasses.

AnyFucker · 15/02/2019 18:42

Hellooo.

Mrs TP have I met you ?

You are all pretty wrong 😁 I am 5ft 10, size 10-12. I am told I have the look of Claire Underwood (House of Cards) with that slightly haughty look she has. It's a cover for my introversion though and shyness until I get to know you. I had the same hair but am growing it out at the moment so probably looking more dishevelled than smart.

I live in boyfriend jeans, harem trousers and loose t shirts and never ever wear dresses unless it's a holiday frock. I suppose I am "skinny fat" with crappy muscle tone but very bendy. I have zero upper body and core strength but can swim for miles.

I am nicer in RL than my rep on here but am a strict parent. My husband (married 25+ years) is a lovely soft big bear which is just as well as I learned the hard way to take no shit from men. I don't get all my own way though Smile

Fun thread.

ARandomPoster · 15/02/2019 18:52

MrZ (is he still around?) Has a friendly and approachable face. He wears a suit with a tie. He has neatly cut, dark hair.

lucysmam · 15/02/2019 18:54

I'm curious what image I conjure up then...?

AF I've always pictured you wearing smart suits. Maybe it's your no-nonsense posting style!

ARandomPoster · 15/02/2019 18:56

@Itsbritneybiatches like Britney Spears. But not in her hit me baby one more time phase, more like in the Toxic vid.

CrimpBrunette · 15/02/2019 18:59

Bluntness - found my MN twin! Same hair, size and height. I probably dress more scruffy casual mind Grin

itsbritneybiatches · 15/02/2019 18:59

Oh I wish.

I did have my hair that colour about seven years ago in the same style but I'm back brunette now my natural colour.
I've got curly/wavy hair still quite long.
I'm not as skinny or toned either. I'm a bit fat now but I'm working on that!

origamiunicorn · 15/02/2019 18:59

LuckyAmy1986
I don’t post enough to be recognised by username but please can someone do me!

Ok, I think you have medium length balayage dark blonde hair, slim, quite a minimalist dresser so a lot of neutrals but with the odd funky top or boot. (I'm no good at this Grin)

origamiunicorn · 15/02/2019 19:00

@luckyamy1986 sorry meant to tag you see above Blush

HaventGotAllDay · 15/02/2019 19:00

I know what AF looks like as well. And Xenia. (Doesn't everyone?)
I've never seen SB but I know what she looks like.
I do always imagine Bert to look completely different to her MN persona. Scottish Mummy likewise.

itsbritneybiatches · 15/02/2019 19:00

Arandomposter

I think your black haired, bobbed and small

halfwitpicker · 15/02/2019 19:08

Aw, anyfucker you heard me Grin

LuckyAmy1986 · 15/02/2019 19:09

Ooh no I’m dark brunette very pale and hourglass figure (a little too curvy atm!) I do like to wear funky boots though!

@itsbritneybiatches all I see is Britney too although like in her Slave for you video!!! Could be worse right?!

halfwitpicker · 15/02/2019 19:11

lucysmam

^^

An apron, short curly hair, big smile, good at baking cakes

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 15/02/2019 19:12

Xenia is a cloud-like being.
Worra is Biff a Bacon's mum (so sorry, I think it's the username rather than the posing style)
PigletJohn Pink, plump and very sweet (again, heavily influenced by username)

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CocoDeMoll · 15/02/2019 19:15

AF I got the urban boho bit right then? Jeremy trousers and boyfriend jeans.

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CocoDeMoll · 15/02/2019 19:15

Fucking Jeremy(?) trousers... harem trousers!!

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CocoDeMoll · 15/02/2019 19:17

On the Male mumsnetters I think *disgraceto the Y chromosome looks like Howard from the mighty boosh Grin

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SlinkyDinkyDoo · 15/02/2019 19:18

Oh no anyfucker dresses in black and is a bit in the Goth side.

AnyFucker · 15/02/2019 19:19

Yes, Coco. Not far off.

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