I've found the perfect shoes for an well paid athletic elf

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www.mytheresa.com/en-gb/loewe-suede-sneakers-1042843.html?utm_source=Display&utm_medium=Retargeting&utm_campaign=gb_criteo_en

Total bargain

No wonder they’re in the sale

No - those have to be a joke!

Um, I'm not sure what to say to those!

They're on my sidebar ads for some reason

As are these www.mytheresa.com/en-gb/vetements-printed-leather-knee-high-boots-1078574.html?utm_source=Display&utm_medium=Retargeting&utm_campaign=gb_criteo_en

(Bloody hell, hope DH doesn't try looking through my history to try and guess what I want for my birthday )

Just shown the picture to MrH who used a bad word, which is most unusual for him, and then used the same bad word twice more when I told him the price.

Absolutely the ugliest shoes I've ever seen.

I love them. I want to be friends with someone who wears them!

I particularly enjoy the picture with accompanying coat and handbag. It's an inspired outfit choice.

I like them :)

Ooo def style with the Givenchy !
Sad to see no reviews on there.
One of my favourite mumsnet thread was similar to this linking to a website with weird/outrageous and overly priced dresses. Someone had reviewed them on the actual website with comments like 'I love to wear this dress when I go out at night to bite peoples necks'. Hilarious !

There's a coat and bag?!!

Oh. I thought you meant matching coat and bag. Now that is awful; you'd really need to carry them off with a matching ensemble. I also pictured them as being for men. Sort of Legolas type.

Ah these are better. Nothing like a nice pair of well-worn boots with fake highlighters for heels to show off how much cash you have to spare.

www.mytheresa.com/en-gb/vetements-leather-ankle-boots-880020.html?catref=category

thanks OP I needed a laugh :)

I think I'll buy some - I'm neither well paid, athletic or an elf but they'll at least make me smile everytime I open the wardrobe

and what on earth are these? Do they perhaps belong to a slightly ostentatious yeti with a yen for the Scottish Highlands?

This company is appearing in my side bar now... they are unique (hopefully!)

The highlighter boots!!
Complete with fake (I assume) filth around the edge!!

The model looks off her head with her one.dangling sleeve

Where did you find this website and who on earth buys this stuff?!

Amazing

WTF is this???

monstrosity

I'm going to stop clicking on these threads! I like the first two pairs of boots, I don't own them because shoezone is more my budget but I would dearly love the knee high ones. I kind of like the sneakers too but can't think where I would wear them. I nearly always like the hideous clothes and tat people share o here, I have no taste.

I'm not sure on the fluffy tartan things though especially as the listing says fox fur?

The Elf trainers are glorious.

I want to buy a pair and keep them in the cupboard and threaten my children that I will wear them on the school run if they don’t behave.

The highlighter boots are wonderful. I can never find a highlighter when I need one so I feel like if they could just bring the cost down a smidge I might be tempted

I like the yeti boots best though. I like that they would keep my feet toasty even on the most bitterly cold day in our bizarrely air conditioned office. I also like that they might be the final straw that meant management finally agreed to turn the air con setting to a couple of degrees warmer than absolute zero- at least for the winter months.

The knee-highs patterned with travel pics from around the world...those boots are made for walking.

(Or not.)

Is it Elf ears to go with the shoes???

Who buys this stuff?
But i do kind of like the yeti boots but would never wear them.

The elf ones come with a bag to protect them from dust, which they would definitely gather if anyone bought me a pair.

Those MyTheresa yeti boots are now following me around the internet!

I think the yeti boots are real fur so its not so funny now.