I've found the perfect shoes for an well paid athletic elf

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www.mytheresa.com/en-gb/loewe-suede-sneakers-1042843.html?utm_source=Display&utm_medium=Retargeting&utm_campaign=gb_criteo_en

Total bargain

@Groggylegs just got round to clicking on your link... that's for want of a better word incredible. Who in their right mind would wear that? No wonder its so heavily reduced - do you reckon anyone actually paid £1169 for it? so many beautiful examples in art of a medieval head dress / band and they went for that* ???

No wonder the model looks miserable she's dressed up like a demented donkey... even Eeyore on a bad day would struggle to look more miserable,

My favourite thing about all these is that they're styled with such plain clothes.

My favourite thing about all these is that they're styled with such plain clothes

Well, it doesn't do to go overboard, does it now

And now I'm being followed by this - www.mytheresa.com/en-gb/rick-owens-cotton-headband-870365.html What is it?????

Scared to click on it(furry boots chasing me) but maybe the elf ears thing.

My OH reconed it was clothing for pantomines!

Why is the company called MyTheresa? Wouldn't have anything to do with a certain leopard-print-stiletto-loving PM would it?

(I think the elf shoes would liven up Corbyn's allotment outfit no end. )

Damn, they’ve sold out in my size.

The poor sods at that webstore must be confused by the spike in site hits.

aaaahahahahahahaaaa!

God, they're not cheap, are they??

Absolutely brilliant

I am still being chased my adverts for this! Damn they are persistent

I wonder if anyone, anywhere with any taste or sense, would ever wear the donkey ear headgear and expect or receive compliments or admiration for it. I'd bet my house this would never happen.

These designers are having a laugh.

The yeti boots are covered in fox fur😱