My husband is a nob and if he’s not careful i wont marry him again.

[WhyTheLongFace]

Wedding vow renewals.

I feel they are a bit - someone’s had a fling and this is a bit of a brave front - sort f thing.

However. when we got hitched it was on a very short shoe string, 2 babies, a dog and a new mortgage. And we’re coming up to 20 sodding years and i really think i’d Like to do it properly. In a church. I want a big meringue ffs. And a marquee.

So ive decided i want to do it all again. And he bloody wont. Dickhead nob. He ‘can’t see the point’. Bloody fun sponge.

So you know what i’m Going to do. I’m going to bloody do it anyway. And if he doesn’t show up to the church he isn’t invited to my party. And its going to be bloody epic.

Namey

I'm worried about how we'll get OP's throne onto the pedestal it clearly needs to be arrayed on. So she can survey us all from aloft. And check her tiara does not catch on the chandeliers.

OP, you are going to wear a tiara, aren't you? I would.

oh yes a TIARA!

OP you must do this, I am loving your indignation about your recalcitrant husband! He'll come round

but you are right, on the whole vow renewals are all a bit very desperate and sad, so market it as a party to celebrate your fabulousness!

tiara, throne, fireworks, the most fucking enormous cake of cheese that anyone ever saw, and a meringue frock. In a marquee. I WANT this for you!

I seriously had no clue renewals were considered so déclassé!

Weren't posh n becks married 20 years ago? Couldn't you have a complete reconstruction of their event?