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Fuck...I’m a Tit

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FreddyFasbear · 19/01/2019 23:09

Having a nice break in a hotel in Elgin. In my room with the tea and coffee is a lovely little coffee biscuit. Googled the brand, went online to order 20 ( some for mum and home ) to be delivered to my house. Got the dispatch notification just now. I’ve bought 200. 200 biscuits. I did wonder why it cost 30 quid...🤦🏻‍♀️ Anybody want a biscuit?

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bionicnemonic · 19/01/2019 23:12
Biscuit
PeaQiwiComHequo · 19/01/2019 23:16

you'll be fine. they keep for ages. add them to your prepper box in case civilization ends in a few weeks and you can barter them for petrol.

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FreddyFasbear · 19/01/2019 23:20

😂 my friend said start a prepping box with them! I will be very generous with biscuits to any guests in the immediate future! I’m a clown 🤡 I should have looked before paying!

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AlpacaPicnic · 19/01/2019 23:33

Oh noes, too many biscuits... Are your diamond shoes too tight?!

only jesting!

IHopeYouStepOnALegoPiece · 20/01/2019 00:02

What biscuits are they?! Can’t believe this high priority question hasn’t come up yet...!

LookImAHooman · 20/01/2019 00:03

No such thing as too many biscuits.

KatoPotato · 20/01/2019 00:06

Bet it's lotus biscuits

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FreddyFasbear · 20/01/2019 06:41

Lichfield’s coffee caramelised 🤤

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Pandasarecute · 20/01/2019 06:58

Ooh, they sound lovely! You can't have too may biscuits and if we have a hard brextit you've now got essentials to keep you going

Mummyoflittledragon · 20/01/2019 07:17

I vote Brexit stockpiling stealth boast.

Spam88 · 20/01/2019 07:23

I'm more shocked that you were going to spend £30 on 20 biscuits. They must be delicious!

daisychain01 · 20/01/2019 07:24

Award of the year for first world problem.

Let 'em eat cake bikkies

Star Grin

MissMacaron · 20/01/2019 07:33

Are they individually wrapped? Cause I’d send you a quid for a Jiffy bag and a stamp to try one...!

Purplecatshopaholic · 20/01/2019 07:41

#snigger. They will last for ages I assume - are they the ones that are individually wrapped. Hope you like them right enough, given you will be eating them for, like, ever...

HariboLecter · 20/01/2019 07:51

I'm currently experiencing a biscuit shortage, please send some my way Grin

HariboLecter · 20/01/2019 07:54

Is it these?

I can't find coffee caramel 😪

Paperdolly · 20/01/2019 07:54

Crumbs 🙄

AnotheChinHair · 20/01/2019 07:56

You gonna share or what!

LooksBetterWithAFilter · 20/01/2019 07:57

To be fair they are quite nice biscuits Grin. They will last ages and after brexit we can all come round to your house for a cup of tea.

Wintersnowdrop · 20/01/2019 08:00

They are only £14 for 200 on Amazon.

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FreddyFasbear · 20/01/2019 08:04

I got them on eBay after a drink with dinner. I wasn’t firing on all cylinders as I’m a total lightweight! So now I have 200 biscuits headed my way. I need to not eBay while drinking. I also bought a kazoo 🤔

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WizardOfToss · 20/01/2019 08:07

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travellinglighter · 20/01/2019 08:14

You got ripped off, makro do 225 for £9.99.

😆😆😆😆

spiderplantsalad · 20/01/2019 08:16

I also bought a kazoo

Priceless! You can play it every time you have a biscuit.

Saisong · 20/01/2019 08:16

Wait, what the what now ... a kazoo?

I can't see that come up on a 'people also purchased...' suggestion after biscuits.

I mean biscuits and kazoos are pretty much the definition of natural enemies - choketastic!