Fuck...I’m a Tit

[FreddyFasbear]

Having a nice break in a hotel in Elgin. In my room with the tea and coffee is a lovely little coffee biscuit. Googled the brand, went online to order 20 ( some for mum and home ) to be delivered to my house. Got the dispatch notification just now. I’ve bought 200. 200 biscuits. I did wonder why it cost 30 quid...🤦🏻‍♀️ Anybody want a biscuit?

Elgin in Morayshire? Everywhere is not nice!

I agree.

Good place if you fancy a fight on a Saturday night though 😂

I get those at my hairdressers and you get 2 in each packet, so maybe you have 400 biscuits. Or maybe you have 100 packets

They are tiny so you'll get through them in...minutes

You were done, OP! £20 for 300 on Amazon!

You've been had!

Nasty ingredients as well.

Wheat Flour,Sugar,Palm Oil,Rapeseed Oil,Partially Inverted Sugar Syrup,Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate),Mixed Spice,Salt

@HollyBollyBooBoo drunk eBay shopping. I also got a kazoo, I’m not pretending it was sensible I’m a big tit

Hoping your new kazoo hobby goes well- do try not to get crumbs in it!

Please will you post a photo of your biscuits and the kazoo when they arrive so we can laugh at you a bit more?

I will post when it all arrives. Kazoo due to arrive first. I don’t know what to do with a kazoo. It’s hot pink so I bought it. Christ, wtf am I going to do with the biscuits?!? Will they keep? I am considering packing loads into my campervan? Will that work?

I think it might be 200 BOXES. Oh god I hope not.....again, BIG GIANT KAZOO PLAYING TIT

If it's 200 boxes I want a photo of you in a bath full of them, playing your kazoo.

2 biscuits here please Freddy! Well done!

It reminds me of the late, great CatThiefKeith and her godawful eggs. They were the result of drunken ebaying too.

Freddy, as much as I love your username, please change it to BIGGIANTKAZOOPLAYINGTIT.

I’m just off to eBay awful eggs. Turns out I can log on with my thumb print 😉

I second playing the kazoo everytime you open a packet.

I threw a fit and chucked all my socks to start again. Ordered 12 nice pairs figuring since I liked them I’d keep track better. I ordered 12 12 packs, a gross of socks! Everyone got socks.

OP if you refuse the parcel it will be sent back to Amazon and you'll get a refund.

^ That's assuming you ordered from Amazon!! May be different for other stores

@smeeee I've stayed in the Royal Hotel in Elgin, decent sized rooms, good hairdryer and the food was lovely. It was taken over last year I think but I've not stayed in it since then. The Laich Moray is also nice. Both opposite Lidl for a swift wine run If your budget stretches I'd stay in the Craigellachie hotel just outside Aberlour. Mine didn't

I wouldn't even feel a tit ordering 200 biscuits, they'd last about a week here!

And a kazoo Gast?

Nowt wrong with a kazoo! I've just ordered my millionth lipstick this year so I'm not one to comment on excessive online shopping!

I'll have to buy some now

Maybe not. I've just googled them. It's those little individually wrapped things you get in bars and restaurants. £9.99 for 225.