My children only exist because of....

[nojellybabies]

Swan Lake. My children didn’t know I liked it till tonight so I told them it’s the reason they exist.

It’s like this:

Lonely musical little girl spends a decade dancing to the record
Is intrigued by the romance and mystery of Russia
Tries to go there
Gets as far as Prague
Meets man
Has babes

You?

Because of where I pitched my tent.

Drama. Me and DH met in a drama class and the rest is history!

Malibu

University, one hippy friend who knew everyoneeeeeee and a game of pool.

Also lots of weed and a belly full of vodka (and pizza).... very hedonistic.
And a failed contraception injection.

Shame he never left all that, while I grew up, stepped up and solo parented an amazing dd. She’s absolutely worth it!

DS1 because you can read a phone number written in lipstick on the inside of a Fag packet.

DS2 because my friend's baby was do cute i went home and jumped on DH

liking the alcohol ones!

Miracles and stealth refusal to give up no matter what.

I honestly do not know how those children are here.

3 years trying and 2 miscarriages to get ds1.

7 years trying, 5 miscarriages to get ds2.

We gave up completely.
Miracles both of them.

My laparoscopy the doctor must have cleared my one working Fallopian tube!

DD1 : Letchworth beer festival.
DD2 : Hotel that had a kids club for DD1 with a 30 minute gap between drop off and dinner sitting.

But I was 1965 works dinner dance, so hey..

Also, the same day in February. Because I conceived both of them on that day 3 years apart!

My ex boyfriend.

Went to visit ex at university and loved it. Decided to apply there. We broke up. Met DH. Together 23 years now.

Without the internet (and a dodgy argument about pubic hair as a feminist issue) and a fuckload of alcohol we'd never have got together.

Without Clomid we'd never have had DS.