What words/sayings annoy you?

[JustAPenny]

Just curious if it's just me but I find 'reaching out' so annoying. Less so, but when people are talking about paying for something 'forked out'

A picture of someone with "this one though"
That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
"Done good"
"Going shops"
"Bae"
"Living my best life"

You do you

People who don't know the difference between "while" and "whilst".

I hate words that distance the speaker from their statement.

"I merely asked...", "I would say..."

You did ask! You are saying! Be brave and own it ffs!

Starting sentences with “So”

People 'sourcing' second hand stuff, so incredibly annoying.

People decanting when its not wine or spirits. Decant the mayonnaise into a pretty little bowl.

"We are where we are" (I have not got a clue how to even begin to solve it)
"Yeah, no" (yes)
"No, yeah" (yes)
"Look" (I am a politician about to start a sentence)
"So" (I am a gameshow contestant about to reply to a question)

“Heads up” fucking hate it. Had an old boss who could give David Brent a run for his money (there you go, another of his moronic phrases), who used to walk into the office and shout “heads up guys, blah blah blah”. Makes me shudder.

Along with 'heads up' there's 'just an fyi'

And the collective “guys” when most of the office employees are infact women.

And if he calls us “girls” that would probably piss me off as well.

'I'm Shattered.' I don't know why it bothers me so much, but it just sounds so pathetic to me (again, really don't know where this comes from!)

Ahh yes he used to say that too but in my head i was thinking “just a Fuck You Imbecile” which meant i quite liked it when he walked in and said “just an FYI... “

'Hangry'
'Holibobs'
'Stunning' (hardly anything/anyone really is stunning, and it's SO overused!)
People saying 'gotten' instead of 'got' in UK English
'Turn that frown upside down' (aaaargh)
'The girls at work' (if they really are girls, they should probably still be at school)
'Baby joy for...' (in newspaper headlines)

Sorry, haven't RTWT, but if it hasn't been said, 'Ladies'
URRGHH

This won't be popular here, but "clicky link." It sounds so infantile. We're all adults, we should be able to say "hyperlink."

Saying ‘myself’ instead of ‘me’.
Eg you can speak to x or myself about this later.
Also ‘yourself’ when ‘you’ does just fine

And people saying ‘x and I’ all the time.
‘Can you take X and I to....’ winds me up

On house buying programs when they go on about a 'space ' instead of a room and the flow.

What's a non click link

'Proceduralisation' fuck I can't even spell it properly. Comes up in high powered meetings sometimes (usually when I'm nodding off) and instantly makes me homicidal with rage. Oh and 'cascade to your teams'. Grrrr.

"Float my boat" - as in, "It doesn't float my boat".
'Bye for now".

'Where's (name) in all this?'

"Cheeky offer"

"Let's loop XYZ in"
"identifying [the client's] pain points"
"ICYMI"
"Moving this up in your inbox..."
"TL;DR"