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30birthdayholiday · 07/01/2019 21:17

... all these renamed months??
Veganuary, Movember, Dry January, ( not renamed, but you know what I mean)
I'm sure there's more but I don't want to annoy myself by thinking of them.

I get that some are for charity, and I'm all for that, but must you really change the months name? Can't you just say "I'm growing a mustache for a month for charity" if anyone asks? Or " I'm trialling being a vegan for a month"

I don't know why it annoys me so much but it does! Anyone else??

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GeorgieTheGorgeousGoat · 07/01/2019 21:20

Oh I like this game! Are there any more?

Stoptober
Erm...

Grin
Hogtini · 07/01/2019 21:24

Januhairy is a new one I've seen where this month women are being encouraged not to wax/shave/remove hair from areas they normally would... Why can't we just do that when the feck we like?!

30birthdayholiday · 07/01/2019 21:24

Oh stop it now, you're annoying me, I'll get this thread pulled so I don't have to read anymore.....!GrinWink

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30birthdayholiday · 07/01/2019 21:25

@Hogtini that was the one that was the final straw for me and prompted me to start this post, I just thought FFS enough is enough now, stop already.

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Mousewithascarf · 07/01/2019 21:29

I’m with you. It’s bloody ridiculous and irritating. Am officially making January into ‘Fuckuary’ to raise awareness of stupid annual awareness months.

Newtonthehorizon · 07/01/2019 21:31

I know this is not AIBU but you are not x

Hogtini · 07/01/2019 21:32

Agreed!!

singleascheeseslice · 07/01/2019 21:34

There's Red January as well. Run every day. With these knees, I don't think so. Grin

MorningsEleven · 07/01/2019 21:42

Whoregust - raising money for sex workers
Aperil - monkey awareness month
Fanuary - post photos of your fanny on social media
Merch - buy shit all month

It'll never end.

GabsAlot · 07/01/2019 21:44

yes yes yes

cant bloody stand it-fine if u want to abstain no probems just do it though

ipswichwitch · 07/01/2019 21:49

Sorry but 😂 at Merch!
How about Fabuary - a whole month of channelling your inner John Barrowman and being utterly fabulous

ipswichwitch · 07/01/2019 21:50

Actually the more I think about it the more it annoys me. I’m certainly not doing dry January, I got 3 bottles of lovely gin for Christmas, like shite am I making January worse than it already is by not drinking it!

30birthdayholiday · 07/01/2019 21:50

Oh thank goodness, I thought I might get a load of people saying " it's for charity, how dare you mock it!" But I think I've found my people!Grin

Imagine the joy of just doing a January, plain old January. Either with/without wine, running, hairy bits, meat, moustaches. Please yourself, and have a nice January.

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ipswichwitch · 07/01/2019 21:53

That’s the thing though, half the people doing it aren’t even doing it for charity. Certainly a good number of them on FB are purely attention seeking. Like that pointless thing where you got a bucket of water tipped on you. Just why?

hugoagogo · 07/01/2019 21:57

Merch - buy shit all month Grin
genuinely cracked up at that. Star

missmouse101 · 07/01/2019 21:59

I cannot stand it either, OP!!

GabsAlot · 08/01/2019 11:20

that was meant to be for mnd ipswich how i dont know

ipswichwitch · 08/01/2019 20:04

That’s the problem Gabs. I saw loads of people doing it on FB and not a single one raised any money for mnd.

There was a bit on bbc news website earlier featuring some early 20’s ladies who were embracing the whole Januhairy thing. One said she was quite excited to see what would happen! Alternatively, she could just wait til she’s 40 something with 2 kids, no sleep and a full time job and then see how arsed she is about having hair free legs and pits in January (when no bigger is gonna see them anyway!)

ipswichwitch · 08/01/2019 20:04

No bugger, obvs

youwouldthink · 08/01/2019 20:08

Junotahopeicanefitinthatbikine! I'll get my coat!

ScreamingValenta · 08/01/2019 20:13

I've been doing an unofficial October-to-Mayhairy all my adult life!

GallicosCats · 08/01/2019 21:01

So you're doing Ginuary then, ipswichwitch.

Boom boom.

GabsAlot · 08/01/2019 21:14

i know ipswich thats the sad thing just doin it for attention

FadedRed · 08/01/2019 21:19

Definitely in for Ginuary! GinGinGin
I’m with you, Op, in regard to all the other bollocks though.

ShahOfSplosh · 08/01/2019 22:10

If you do partake in Ginuary, does the next month become Fr-brewery?
Trial a different alcoholic drink each month.

May-libu
Augustura Bitters

Can't think of anymore, tired.

And at the end someone can write a human interest article "I drank a different alcoholic drink each month - here's what happened".

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