I've just realise that everyone I say "you see"

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I add, either in my head or out loud (like just now) "persil grips the grease so it can't get back on the plate".
DD has told me I'm odd.

I said “what’s the plan, Stan?” to DP today. Needless to say, his name’s not Stan 😉

I say that'll do pig, that'll do.
What's the plan, Stan?
And a much more recent one, but one I fear will carry on for years is "where. The hell. Has all the mud gone?" (From the flash advert with the dog)

obviously this is what i say when I am cooking not randomly up and down the hall. Although....

Past three o'clock..

🎶"... on a cold and frosty mooooooorning.."🎶