I've just realise that everyone I say "you see"

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I add, either in my head or out loud (like just now) "persil grips the grease so it can't get back on the plate".
DD has told me I'm odd.

Ooh yes we do that'll do donkey too
And do it... Do the roar

The Robbie Coltrane line is sounding a little familiar but I can't say I rmemeber it clearly

Good thinking...

(...99)

Don't mention it...

(...86)

I have: "DD. Please [whatever]. Ice Cream Kitty is beginning to melt."

And I've killed the thread.

I remember it, but I thought it was with Mel Smith and Gruff Rhys Jones in a Fairy as not Persil.

I remember it!!

I’m from Accrington so whenever I tell someone I get the “who are they?” in a scouse accent response

Whenever anyone stretches we always say stretch to sun roof. It was a ruby wax car advert from the 90s. Somethings just stick.
Also we can't go ooosk like when lifting something heavy without saying lobster. From an old eddy izzard sketch ooska ooska ooska lobster

I don't remember that ad, but whenever someone telling the time says "It's five to five" I hear in my head "...and it's Crackerjack!"

Same, I may also say "all I need now is a cabbage" everytime I go shopping without any bags and I insist on carrying 10 items in my arms cos I too tight to buy anymore bags ...

Working in customer services, it's surprising how many people live at number seventy six (trombones in the big parade)
I just can't help myself.
I've even said it outloud

@Nousernameforme right arm down to body coloured bumper?

OP I remember.

Seventy seven is Sunset Strip.

How did I get so old?

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Me too!

@slightaggrandising good memory. I didn't remember that bit until you said it.

However every time anyone says 'course you can!' I always add 'Malcolm' grin

Now this ^ I can get on board with.

Aah my people! Whenever I hear “Thank you very much” I add “for feeding William”.

I have even done this in a meeting with several senior managers present, It just came out. There was a tumbleweed moment.
It’s actually a compulsion, I wish I could stop myself

I know what you mean OP! Every time the ITV news comes on at night and it says “This is the ITV news at 10”, I add “with John Suchet”. He hasn’t presented it for 14 years, but my mind (and sometimes my mouth) still adds that bit.

Whenever someone says the word flash I add "Ahh ahhh" in my head. Or sometimes out loud really quietly.

I remember it. Pmsl at ‘for feeding william’

Yup I remember it as fairy though

Mine is ten to ten = cowboy time

Ah, Boswell, you must be young . For me "This is the ITV news at 10”, makes me add “with Trevor Mcdonald”. Only I then get a double effect, because it turns into "with Trevor Mcdonut".

It must be fairy then. I would have sworn it was persil.
I also add for feeding William whenever anyone thanks me very much.

It's Friday! It's five to five! And it's time for Crackerjack!

Play Away!

Oh, I vaguely remember the advert.

Also when someone says 'and on and on' I think of the skeleton in the armchair and say 'Ariston and on and on.' Anyone remember video tapes?

Still think fondly of Smash every time we do mashed potatoes.

The talking chimps and the joke when they are moving the piano and they stop for a cup of tea. Had to show the boys the advert for that one when we told the joke.

The goalie and the crowd singing 'You've had your chips, your chips.'

And '...through the [guess a shape before they tell you] window.' in Play School.

Oh, and Rainbow, The Clangers, Fingermouse, Button Moon... drifts off into a hazy memory of old children's programs with a happy smile on her face...those were the days (of our lives - Queen. Will have to reminisce about their songs next, finishing off with a rousing, perfectly executed rendition (only in her head) of Bohemian Rhapsody.)

That's my Christmas sorted!

'Oooo, I could crush a grape.'