I've just realise that everyone I say "you see"

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I add, either in my head or out loud (like just now) "persil grips the grease so it can't get back on the plate".
DD has told me I'm odd.

Malcolm was a man not a child

stealth we thought it was Maureen Lipman but it’s not

Timothy was Ronnie Corbett in Sorry

dogz I’d forgotten it was a man 😀

DH and I both do these ones:

"It's 1 oclock" - and all's well or in all of wales. (DH always thought it was "in all of wales)
If anyone says "donkey" we both say "aww, lovely donkey"
"What day is it?" - why it's Christmas!!

Maureen lip man told everyone about her son with the 'ology, right?

Where do we go from here?

Is it down to the lake I fear....

Every time. I've even done it in meetings!

I’m never just confused, always confused dot com

I have no idea what anyone’s taking about...

I love this thread - genuinely lol'd so many times!

Yes to 'What time is it?' (It's time for lunch!)

I'll add:

DS5 '. ..forever' ('and ever, amen')

'Here I am' ('rock you like a hurricaaaaane!')

I'm sure I have more. I do this A LOT.

This is strongly reminding me of a few weeks ago when DS2 was telling me about the Warhammer figures he'd been painting. He described one of them as Mr Beggar-Man. I yelled "Shabba!", he got proper cross and didn't speak to me for about 4 hours 😂

Are you with me?
No I'm with the Woolwich

Remember as my dd says there's no such thing as a Mum joke, and you're not funny.

one of them as Mr Beggar-Man. I yelled "Shabba!",
:o

We also do “is it down to the lake I fear.”

I'd do that except no one seems to say that to me!
Am playing the song, excellent!

‘Language, Timothy’ was from the sitcom ‘Sorry’. Barbara Lott played the mum.

'I've just realise that everyone I say "you see" '

what?

I add, either in my head or out loud "persil grips the grease so it can't get back on the plate"

im a sucker for peter kaye and his 'garlic bread' 'cheesecake' and 'its that fine rain' responses.

But I also sing 'oh dear, what can the matter be'
I've got the key
on and on and ariston

seeing the Toyota Aygo prompts 'ay, oh, lets go'

OP Yes there was a definite ''grips the grease and holds it in the water so it can't get back on the plate'' what's weirder OP is that you have raised something that was in my head two nights ago standing at the sink washing up if the dishwasher hadn't packed up I wouldn't have this quirk

others i repeat around the house are singing

'make room for the mush-ROOMS!'
and eggs 'fast food and good for your'

I said "you're a secret lemonade drinker" to ds2 the other day.

He gave me a withering look and said "You're old, mum."

''Malcolm, people will always need plates'

"He's got an ology" is another favourite.

It was her grandson actually wasn't it. Him with the ology