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Found a shopping list

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ShoppingList123 · 20/12/2018 16:24

I don't really post much on Mumsnet but have done a namechange for this anyway. I've saw a few of these threads befire so thought this shopping list I found on the floor of the supermarket might be appreciatedGrin

Found a shopping list
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SelfishAsreHole · 20/12/2018 16:25

Shit stopper Xmas Grin

BifsWif · 20/12/2018 16:26

Shit stopper? Grin

I’m guessing immodium.

RickOShay · 20/12/2018 16:26

What could a shit stopper be?
I bet she’s wondering whether to get a christmas present for the dog.
Good find Grin

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Newsername · 20/12/2018 16:27

Shit stopper 😂😂😂. I nearly choked on my pasta then!

Newsername · 20/12/2018 16:27

I’m guessing immodium.

Or a butt plug 😂

Heuschrecke · 20/12/2018 16:28

Grin Grin Grin

Surely they're not planning on buying a Dog ? as well as a shit stopper?!!

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ShoppingList123 · 20/12/2018 16:29

My mum guessed immodium too 😂 I also thought dog? must mean a Christmas present for the dog but they weren't quite sure about it Grin

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ShoppingList123 · 20/12/2018 16:29

I was thinking some sort of butt plug or cork myself until my mum suggested immodiumGrin

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Strawberrybelly · 20/12/2018 16:29

What does it say between Ice cream and dog?

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ShoppingList123 · 20/12/2018 16:30

Chicken

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CryptoFascist · 20/12/2018 16:31

Two options for Christmas dinner, chicken or dog.
I think the different coloured ink and the urgently written SHIT STOPPER indicates both DH and DW had a hand in creating this list.

This is the best shopping list I've ever seen, excellent work OP.

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ShoppingList123 · 20/12/2018 16:34

I picked it up as I saw the man drop it but when I read what it said I didn't want to embarrass him. So myself, my mum and the checkout lady had a good laugh and I went to throw it away but thought I better take it home and share with MN😂

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MothertotheLordsofmisrule · 20/12/2018 16:34

Grin Shit stopper.

Also are they trying to decide between buying a chicken or a dog?
And for what purpose?🤔

Or to buy chicken for the dog?

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ShoppingList123 · 20/12/2018 16:35

As in I was going to shout him back in case they still had to buy stuff off it but was too embarrassedBlush

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LordPickle · 20/12/2018 16:36

Shit stopper! Xmas Grin

concretesieve · 20/12/2018 16:38
Grin
daphine2004 · 20/12/2018 16:42

Years ago I thought butt plugs were used for exactly that. So innocent! Lol 🤣🤣

Heuschrecke · 20/12/2018 16:54

What? Water butts?!?!

purplecorkheart · 20/12/2018 16:56

Lets hope he doesn't forget the shitstoppers now he does not have his list.

kinseymilhone · 20/12/2018 16:58

Excellent work, well done OP Smile

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ShoppingList123 · 20/12/2018 16:58

And there was me feeling guilty in case they forgot their chicken dog Blush

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LittleLlamaontheduskyroad · 20/12/2018 17:15

That is an amazing shopping list. Love the randomness of it.

Shit stopper is brilliant - I thought it was like a bottle stopper - just a cheap one as they were expecting to open a few bottles over christmas?

I don't think you can get Dogs at the supermarket anyway. You'd need to properly think about it, never mind all this ? bollocks Grin

NEEDSHITSTOPPERNOW · 20/12/2018 17:29

That’s my handwriting. I sent my DH out earlier, urgently. He came back with some buns and a squeaky toy.

Heuschrecke · 20/12/2018 17:36

But how's yer bum, NEEDSHITSTOPPERNOW?!

NEEDSHITSTOPPERNOW · 20/12/2018 17:37

Squeakier than the toy Heuschrecke