What would you like, right now. Money, time and space no object!

[BigFarmer]

I want my dinner made for me, something hearty.
A warm open fire to sit in front on.
My head scratched for 15 minutes minimum.
A warm bath with lovely oils in, someone else cleans the bath afterwards.
A tiramisu.

Honestly? A nights sleep that's all just for me to put my head down and sleep 😣

Not to be on my period
DD's attitude to improve
A tidy house
A few grand in the bank. Or at least more than £50

Not much

My personal trainer’s body - she is absolutely stunning. Money, time and space are all absolute requirements in attaining it!

Someone else to do the longhaul flight

A f**king big fire-breathing dragon with riding accoutrements, enchanted plate armour, a lance that throws lightning and a helmet that teaches me magic and how to ride flying dragons. And a bag of weed that's never empty.

Same things I've been wanting since I was six years old, apart from the last bit...

A full night's sleep
To share a bottle of wine with my lovely DH in front of a roaring fire
For the removal men to hurry up so we can enjoy our first evening in our forever home.
Snow. After the removal men have finished, obviously!

All very humble, apart from @MephistophelesApprentice. Try LSD instead of weed. Might help with the dragon!

Congratulations on your new home @Bewilderedraven

I loving husband and a healthy bank balance.... being a single parent sucks ass at the minute.

A year's wages in the bank so I can quit my job for a bit
A full body massage
Someone else to do the school run and make the dinner tonight
A full night's sleep in a warm comfy bed

An outrageous Christmas one night stand like I had back in the day. Maybe two nights.

A full nights sleep
Peace of mind
Enough money to quit work until I retire as it's the main reason for the first two being a problem

A really really good shag with Tom Hardy

Late-DH. I don't know how that reconciles with the fact that I am seeing someone and it's going well, but I miss him.

At this second? Perhaps a glass of water! Quite content at this moment.

Later I might want a faster metabolism, nandos and a drink.

A back massage and glass of wine.

I also wouldn’t mind our own little house with large veg patch and animals .
And my grandmother to be here (she doesn’t travel and I miss her).

Not to catch the vomiting bug dd has.
A lovely shiny new camper van.

But mainly for my MIL not to have lung cancer

@onmywhistle, sorry to hear about your MIL, hope you don't catch the bug.

I'm gonna add massage and sleep to my list too. Imagine, a massage followed by a good night's sleep.

Having my children back. (They were adopted this year)

But, that's not going to happen so instead I will settle with a TARDIS or a massive stack of games for my XBOX

Oh and enough money in my bank account to cover private therapy.

My new boiler to be up and running so my house isn't -10 degrees! ❄️

My room to tidy itself.
Get a decent haircut (will suffer the one I have got until after Christmas)
Something yummy to eat for Christmas (I don't eat meat so nothing traditional and I will be working until late so have to be something fairly quick -though will probably prep the veg beforehand).
Some lovely perfume.
Clothes from Cos and John Lewis
Some shoes with a smallish heel (but not kitten heels)
A size 10 figure - although at the moment a 14 or 16 would be fine.

Someone to write my Christmas cards and wrap the presents
An uninterrupted night's sleep (not going to happen as DD has got another cough)
A week or 2 off work (except I was offered this exact thing by the GP who wanted to sign me off sick and I declined it)
My ridiculous anxiety about nothing feeling to go away

Sleep, sleep, sleep. And a back massage.

To be able to afford to work PT.

To see my grandad one more time. He died 25 years ago but I still miss him every day.