What would you like, right now. Money, time and space no object!

[BigFarmer]

I want my dinner made for me, something hearty.
A warm open fire to sit in front on.
My head scratched for 15 minutes minimum.
A warm bath with lovely oils in, someone else cleans the bath afterwards.
A tiramisu.

An AI resort in the Carribean would be nice - swimming in the sea.

I'd like the mysterious itchy spots that have been appearing one by one on various parts of me, to disappear and not return. And the enormous patch of ringworm, unresponsive to treatment for a month now, can fuck right off too.

My own apartment
Some alone time
Not have loads of family demands over Christmas.
Trip to Disneyland for myself
Be able to take our dog with me to my apartment.

I just need a bloody break!😅

Sleep. I'm up in an hour for work, and I've had about 1.5 broken hours thanks to 1 year old DS who keeps waking.

To have an extra £323 a month so I can afford to take a job I desperately want, that's flexible and would me happy.

Did I mention sleep?

Full night's sleep in luxurious bed.

Long hot bath.

DS to wean off BF so I can have a life and wear good bras.

A cleaner for a couple of hours to help.

For DD to stop coughing. She's coughed almost continuously for 2hrs now. We are both very tired and will be tired and miserable all day.

Roast turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy.

@TheChristmas

You want Rollo Ragnarsson. His brother (in the show not historically) was Ragnar Ragnarsson known as Ragnar Lothbrok due to the ‘hairy breeches’ he wore to protect himself from the bite of a serpent.

I’ll have Floki the boat builder..... I think he must’ve been a cracking shag, can’t see any other reason for Helga to stay with him lol. Besides I like a bit of edgy weirdness

A cure for dementia.

And for a magic project-management fairy to get my kitchen extension built overnight without me having to put the hours/weeks in organising it.

Isn't it amazing how many of us just want a nights sleep. I'd be interested in seeing how this compares with sleep deprivation with men

To have enough money to retrain into the career I want to do, rather than the one I’m stuck with because I caved in to parental pressure aged 21. Sadly our lifestyle won’t allow me to take 3 years off to retrain so I guess I’m stuck.

And other than that, sleep. And a moisturiser that works. And for the men fixing my hot water to shut the front door as it’s bloody freezing

Absolute complete fantasyland? I'd like my baby horses to be grown up and marvellously trained and to be in the outback of scotland riding them on my way to a magically preheated cabin with a single malt whisky and a good book ready, joint in the oven....

Thank you @onomore2

For my daughter to be able to hear
For my dad not to have dementia

To have a day in the house on my own to watch Christmas films. Elf on the shelf with a 2yo isn't quite the same!

My own baby.

Or being with my mum.

@MaidenMotherCrone oh, quite right too. I definitely don't want someone with hairy trousers.

I want to wake up and find its all been a bad dream. All of it.

A back rub and Chinese food